Moases is sitting on Mt Sinai, contemplating nothing much at all, when he hears a voice.
"MOSES! MOSES! I AM THE LORD THY GOD."
Moses falls to his knees:'What do you want of me Lord?'
"MOSES. DO YOU WANT SOME COMMANDMENTS FOR YOUR PEOPLE?"
Moses: 'How much Lord?'
"FREE MOSES FREE."
Being a good Jew Moses replies: 'Aha Lord! I have ten!'