A preacher wanted to play golf on Sunday and asked his assistant to lead the service pleading illness.
Trying to be discreet, he teed off alone.
On his first swing the ball flew straight into the first hole. He was overcome with amazement he leaped, punched the air and congratulated himself.
The Devil was not pleased and complained to God: "Look what your man has done. He's abandoned the flock, lied to his assistant to play golf and you granted him the best shot in his life."
God replied. "I have already taken care of him. Who will he report to?"