An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then
pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts
him on the counter. As he's drinking one drink and the green
man is drinking the other, an Englishman down the bar who
has had a few too many drinks says "Hey, what's that little
green thing down there?"
The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman
a raspberry, "SPLBLBLBLT!," right in the face and runs
back to the Irishman.
The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman,
"Hey, what is that thing, anyway?"
The Irishman replies, "Have some respect. He's a leprechaun."
"Oh, all right." the Englishman says sullenly. They all go back
to drinking beer.
An hour or so later, the Englishman is really plastered. "Boy,
that leprechaun sure is an ugly little b*stard!" he says. The
leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a
raspberry again- SPLBLBLBLBT!
This time the Englishman is really mad! "Tell that leprechaun
that if he does that again I'll cut his dick off!" he shouts.
"You can't do that" says the Irishman. "Leprechauns don't have
"How do they pee, then?" asks the bewildered Englishman.
"They don't," says the Irishman. "They go SPLBLBLBLBT."