> Jonny gets married and goes on his honeymoon. On his
> Honeymoon night, he calls his father to get some tips on what to do
> Since he had never been with a woman before. 'So what do I do first?'
> His father says: 'Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed'.
> 5 minutes later Jonny is on the phone again. 'She's naked and in bed
> what do I do now?'
> His father can't believe what he is hearing, 'Take your d@mn clothes off
> and get into bed with her.'
> After another 5 minutes Jonny is on the phone again. 'Dad, I'm naked
> and in bed with her, what do I do now?'
> His father's patience is now running out so he says, 'Sh#t son, do I
> have to spell everything out to you? Just put the hardest thing on your body
> where she pees. Good night!!!!
> Just when his father starts snoring, his son is on the phone again.
> 'OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?'
> 'Drown yourself, you bloody bastard!'