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  • Men
    • Nongo
      Posted Jun 11, 2010 10:47 AM

      1. Men are like Laxatives
      They irritate the crap out of you.

      2 Men are like Bananas
      The older they get, the less firm they are.



      3. Men are like Weather
      Nothing can be done to change them.


      4. Men are like Blenders
      You need One, but you're not quite sure why..

      5. Men are like Chocolate Bars
      Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

      6. Men are like Commercials
      You can't believe a word they say.

      7. Men are like Department Stores
      Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

      8. Men are like Government Bonds
      ... They take soooooooo long to mature.


      9. Men are like Mascara
      They usually run at the first sign of emotion.



      10. Men are like Popcorn
      They satisfy you, but only for a little while.


      11. Men are like Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.


      12. Men are like Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.



      13.. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.










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