Respond to this message Return to Joke Board Original Message Re: Atheist Jokes Grrrrrrrr Posted Jun 30, 2012 6:42 PM A religious women upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, Praise the lord. This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, there is no Lord. One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food, thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch. The next morning the lady screamed, praise the Lord, who gave me this food. The neighbor laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed it wasnt the Lord, it was me. The lady without missing a beat screamed praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!! Login Status You are not logged in Login Password   Optional Provides additional benefits such as notifications, signatures, and user authentication. Create Account Your Name Your Email (Optional) Message Title Message Text Options Enable formatted text (Huh?) Also send responses to my email address   Notice: This is a moderated forum. Your post will not show up until a moderator approves the message. If you regularly have full posting privileges, you may have to login first.