An elderly man stumbled into a hospital clinic ward and sat down
waiting for treatment.. a second later a young pregnant woman wearing a
very short tight dress ambled in and sat directly opposite him.

The old man looked at the young mum to be and said .."hey yangpela ,mi
save bai you karim pikinini boy".. the woman was amazed and with a big
smile asked.."wee iau lapun, how na yu save?"..

The lapun man replied with a quiet slow voice.."mi ken lukim mausgrass
blong em"


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ol manmeri tu ya funny kilip yupla stret ya. that was good

Ha ha heeeeeeeee vely vely funny.
I think YOKOMO once posted this but hey its stil funny.
Some more please!!