Here's something to kick start the day. And while your reading this and wondering why i sent it to you, you will say 'but he's mix', yeah so the f**k what i am, but you all know that when asked i say that I'm from PNG no mix bullshit. What i don't understand and would like someone to explain to me is about those ones who are fourth or fifth generation and their great, great, grand bubu was mix or white or yellow and they still say that their mix when their mum looks like a full blooded Tolai and their dad couldn't look worse than the ugliest highlander. No offence meant but these people seem to be trying too hard. Be proud of who you are and where you come from without all that mixed crap in between.
REAL PAPUA NEW GUINEANS BE PROUD OF WHO WE ARE CHECK THIS OUT....
WHAD DO U RECKON' AH??????????
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Mix-race, half-caste or ass-grass? WHO CARES??!!
I swear, PNG must be the only country in the world where being mix-raced, or half-caste or quarter-caste is worn like some kind of badge of honour. No offence to my straight up mix race peeps who keep it real and know your roots (I got mix race relies too) but for the rest of you who think your shit don't stink...man, you need to bust a move to your toilet right fuckin now, nigga, because that shit reeks to high heaven just like those of my kanaka tumbunas lo ples.
What about the introductions where peeps are like, "I'm a Lee, you know, the Lees from Kavieng?" Actually, dude, no I don't give a flying fuck if you're Lee from Kavieng or muthafuckin China itself.
Or the "Yeah, I'm part Chinese but my dad is Scottish and his bubu was from Antwerp and blah blah!" You lost me when you you opened your half'caste assed mouth to spout the whole family tree, dickhead! If I wanted to know I would have asked but frankly I don't really care who slept with who for you to grace this world with your annoying presence. I really don't care if your mother so desperately needed a ticket outta the hood that she hooked up with the first crusty old white dude who walked by and then raised you to believe that you were somehow superior to the rest of us because she spawned your annoying ass.
Gotta love when you mention a PNG person who is either good-looking and/or doing something with their lives and the inevitable question asked is: "oh is he/she mix or full?" WHO FUCKING CARES???? What about being proud of PNG people because they are PNGean not because their full or half or whatever. Some peeps got some serious identity issues they need to see Dr Phil/Oprah about (although they're both full so you might have to wait until there's a "half-caste" talk show host who might feel your pain).
Once again, no disrespect to all my mix race peeps who keep it real...nothing but love. For the rest of the peeps who think its something magical, bara, ino you tasol, my parents had to do the deed for me to be here so yu no special tumas...it just so happened that yours were two different colours while mine were tupla tutak yet.
Yours in FULL-CASTE hateration,
PNG's Wannabe Gangsta Thugs!
So my niece highlighted something to me that I've been thinking about for a while……..
This inane need that young people (particularly young PAPUA NEW GUINEAN people) seem to feel to adopt Ebonics and other slang terminology used by African-Americans and African-American rappers in particular.
I have to acknowledge that I once partook in this but I put it down to the stupidity of youth and the apparent search for identity one embarks on in adolescence. With the benefit of hindsight, I realise how stupid I looked and sounded. So I would hope that in blogging (I'm assured that blogging is now a word just as "google" is also now a verb) about it, young people would get some idea of how stupid it all sounds. I mean, the odd use of a few slang words here and there is ok but when your entire vocabulary consists of Ebonics and thug terminology, you need to invest in some remedial english classes!
Here's a newsflash for Papua New Guineans who try to be ghetto…we don't have ghettos in PNG so if you wanna be "down with the hood" you better get on a PMV and hightail it on down to Sabama where I'm sure some real gangsters hang out and could teach you a thing or two about the rough lives they live and that there is no glamour in "thug" life – I guess in PNG its "raskol" life (doesn't sound as cool though does it but that's beside the point). Get your hands on a "Slums of Simbu" CD (they do exist, my brother owns a CD of theirs) while you're at it and support some PNG people actually trying to make ends meet and feed their kids something other then besta and roots rice once in a while.
I recall listening to a young PNG girl speaking once and I winced every time she twisted her head Ricky Lake style and referred to people as "nigga this" and "nigga that". I just wanted to tell her, "Sweetie, you blo Sepik! That's as far as you can get from South Central LA without falling off the damn planet so cut that bullshit out!" Her poor parents had spent all this money on a private school education only to have her sound like a poor imitation of Lil Kim.
Of all the countries we could think to emulate, why do we pick America? Their President has the IQ of a shrimp and the face of a chimp, for f***'s sake! Do we really want to model ourselves on a country known for having the fattest people on earth, consuming more than its fair share of the world's resources and one that takes it upon itself to bomb the shit out any other country that looked at it the wrong way (stay strong, Osama! If you run out of caves, Hagen stap!).
The other lot of people who really get under my skin are those who stepped out of PNG once and all of a sudden forgot pidgin. Bitch please! Just because you got your passport stamped once at Aussie immigration doesn't mean your memory of pidgin got wiped too! It cracks me up to see these people whose new found aussie accents are as cheap as their outfits from mondo second-hand (nothing wrong with second hand, I've bought some awesome bargains there). You know the ones – they make the trip to Cairns once and all of sudden sound like Steve Irwin or when you speak pidgin to them respond in English or ask for a translation.
Lets keep it all the way real, peoples and be proud of our roots. PNG is still the greatest.
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the politicians bit is in the pipeline....
but my point is if you have a PNG cultured mix then you are plain PNG....not mix sepik or kerema...who cares?
underline message....just be true to yourself and be proud of PNG and dont act like a foreigner in your own country.....
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Machuboi if they want to act like a foreigner in their country ,
its totally up to them.
Why should you be concerned???
We are all acting like foreigners in PNG,including you.
We are eating with spoons,forks,
wearing western foreign clothing instead of ass tangets.These are not
our tradional ways.These are foreign methods.
We are writing in english,speaking english...this is a foreign language,
WHEN YOU POINT FINGERS AT OTHERS,THE REST POINT BACK AT YOU.
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hey sis yumi PNG stap lo fom stret!!!!!!!!
about time someone spoke out like that and i give you all my points for that!
this is a shout out to all the wannabes down here in aus...i mean people get real yumi save yet lo tok pisin blo yumi its bloody hard to forget when most of the words are sort of 'broken engish' so just haul yourself out of your pretend self and accept where you're from!
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eating with spoons and forks and wearing western clothes is called civilisation, a grade 4 would know that.....acting as if you dont know pidgin is plain posing....if you know what i mean....
And to give thuggish slangs is also totally sh*t....niggah this and niggah that.....have you ever really felt like a niggah to be speaking like one???? its an insult....dont say it if you havent gone through the pain of being called a niggah.....
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machuboi-my point is simple-someone with less than half a brain can
understaind,and ie.its a free world- if someone wants to act like a foreiogner- so be it.why are you so concerned.??? It aint gonna turn the world upside down.
Expect that when ur in PNG-after all PNG is the land of the unexpected.
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Machuboi, I understand what you are trying to get across here but for fhuck sake, this is the jokes board. Your topic is very debatable. Post it on the other boards and you'll be suprised with the responses you get. Both for and against. I wonder what those mix race Pomis kids will have to say on this.
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Anon...okay to all the anon's...ahem
thanks for your comments and keep it real.....i just wanted a feedback on this....yes em free country and you can be a wannabe niggah if you want to. you can be a wannabe thugs without gunz if you want to.....i guess you all didnt find the humour in this posting coz once in your life you did this...i did too thats why i'm posting this to all PNGeans to keep it real....but em laiks blo yu as i said.....and to teh last anon....yeah the POMIES kids really do act thuggish but dont realise that they are fortunate enough to go to a school like that..........
catch all na wanbel istap
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oh mix race mangi....mama blo yu opim kan blo em na ol wait man kam sutim em na yu kamap.....mi save yu wanpla bastard pikinini nogat papa....nau mama blo yu lus meri na ol bilak kok sutim em stap......na yu tok yu mix race.....hul yu.....ass blo yu em kan blo mama blo yu yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kumul boi/Machuboi, do you have to go down that low and even degrade yourself? Shame on you!!
People, whoever you are in this world so long as you have an identity and proud of your uniqueness...
I am proudly PNG and forever will be...Call me names but it ain't gonna do any damage, its only bleeding your heart more! How sad and pathetic for you!!
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can you tell me when have i insulted you or called you names. i cant recall. all i did was post the Keeping it Real in PNG thread and pointed out facts which of course had an effect on other fellow readers. some disliked it some did.....em laiks blo ol.
and if you think iam kumulboy then you are wrong. i would go that low to spoil a fellow pngean. i'm a pngean too and am proud of it....
so to you my fellow scaper, i never did anything wrong for you to go and attack me.
Machuboi
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PNG has been overuled by foreigners..you dumb piece of shit..how can you keep it real when you have asian shops everywhere? it is like walking thru a market at jayapura or bali...nearly, everywhere i went when i visited POM a few months ago, there were shops everywhere which were mainly owned by asians..so tell my you dumb bitch how can you keep it real when your country has been over runned by foreigners..?your government is full with puppets who play to the tunes of foreigners...your resources are being depleted and stolen by foreign companies...your very own people pay more respect to a foreigner when he walks thru a bank then a freaking papua new guinean...so you tell me machuboi..how the hell do you keep it real? as they say, if you can't beat them, join them....welcome to the real world machuboi...your head is way in over your ass that failed to see what is really happening, bi atch?
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