PNG HELL
A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend
his eternity.
He goes to the Australian hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is
told
"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Aussie devil comes in and
whips you for the rest of the day".
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on. He
checks out the NZ hell as well as the USAhell and many more. He
discovers that they are all similar to the Aussie hell.
Then he comes to the Papua New Guinean hell and finds that there is a
long line of people waiting to get in... Amazed, he asks, "What do they
do here?" He is told
"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you
on a bed of nails for another hour. The PNG devil comes in & whips you
for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so
many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.
"Because most of the time there is never any electricity so the
electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but were never
supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.
And the PNG devil used to be a Public servant, so he comes in, signs
his time sheet and goes back home for private business!!"
FOR ONCE, IT PAYS TO BE A PAPUA NEW GUINEAN!!!
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