Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.

Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.

Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"

Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.

A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."

Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.

Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Neither did I.

Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?

Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.

Here are a few tasteless jokes even al-Qaeda can appreciate:

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you.

Did you hear about the prostitute who came out of a bar and was stoned? She didn't survive.

Did you hear about the greatest bash they ever had in Bali? Everyone was bombed. (this last one makes Bin Laden roll on the floor, piss in his robe, and kiss his goat)

You're a sick fuck wit that has no sense of humour! GET A LIFE!

why do muslims wear a rag on their head?

coz the shoot bullets in the air (ah you guys thought it was going to be insulting)

Choo_Choo

Is this the "Pot calling the kettle black"

You should get a sense of humour, unless you’re one of those serious folk.

You Religious Bigot!

Having said that, I expect u 2 develop verbal diarrhea, so I'm all ears 4 more mooohs, aaaahs, eeeehs, cookadoodledoos, oinks & other farmyard noise that emanate from incontinent dilettantes who get flustered when their conspiracy suffusions on the bigwigs in the kraal are singularly, though only ephemerally, dissipated, hahahahaaaa.........I'm listening

PS. I am not a Muslim

Barru get a LIFE!! Ur so immature... there are limits to jokes... you obviously dont know where yours are... which obviously states you dont have a brain!

You guys don't get it, there are no boundaries and nothing is sacred when it comes to humour.
Sorry to disappoint you but that’s reality and something we all have to live with.

Did you hear about the Ethiopian refugee, who fell into a pool full of Crocodiles?

He ate three before they could get him out.

Regards......Ralph.

Hahaha,

Where do you get these from?

BARRU is either American or has been AMERICANISED.!!!
I have seen that" soppossed to be joke" on american websites b4.
White americans came up with it to make fun or ridicule people of color and race.
Wanpla kan joke ya.

Your an idiot, Islam is a religion and as with most religions their faith is not based on colour.
A Muslim is an adherent of the religion of Islam