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25 inch penis

July 7 2008 at 6:56 PM
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A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is unable to get any women to have sex with him. They all tell him that his penis is too long. "Doctor," he asks in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?" The doctor replies, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you out." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.

The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25-inches long and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond, you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. First you must ask the frog, will you marry me? Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be five inches shorter."

The man's face lights up and he dashes off into the forest. He calls out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looks at him dejectedly and replies, "NO!"

The man looks down and suddenly his penis is 5 inches shorter. "Wow," he screams out loud, "This is great!!" But he is still too long at 20 inches, so he asks the frog again." "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouts.

The frog rolls its eyes back in its head and screams back, "NO!"

The man feels another twitch in his penis, looks down, and it's another 5 inches shorter. The man laughs, "This is fantastic." He looks down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflects for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looks across the pond and yells out, "Frog, will you marry me?"

The frog looks back across pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, and for the last time, NO!"

 
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Re: 25 inch penis

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July 7 2008, 10:11 PM 

Hilarious.....love it...do it again plis!!!

 
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The other side of the coin.

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July 7 2008, 11:17 PM 

Conversely,
there was this Pommie guy with a 2 inch penis.

He sees doctors by the thousand, but none can offer much help. While on a trip to Africa, in desperation, he consults a tribal witchdoctor. The witchdoctor, in exchange for a suitable payment, casts the appropriate spell.

"Now Bwana, in the two weeks after you get home, your penis will grow 1/16th of an inch everytime someone says 'pardon' to you." Says the witchdoctor.

When he gets home he finds the spell works. By the last day of the fortnight, his penis has grown to an eminently satisfactory 8.5 inches. That afternoon he is walking past the front door of Harrods in London. An Arab bloke in robes, rushes out the door, and knocks him over.

The arab guy is most apologetic, helps the Pommie to his feet, dusts him off and says. "A thousand pardons Effendi."

Regards......Ralph.

 
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July 10 2008, 8:25 PM 

ahhhh Ralphy you are still the best mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

However I do notice the best jokes are about the size of a man's apparatus!!..raising eyebrows...one does wonder only......heheheheheh!!!!!!

 
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