Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Haus of Tambaran.

One is from Central, another is from Sepik, and the third is from Hagen. All three goes with a Government official to examine the fence.

The Central contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works out some figures with a pencil.

"Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about K900.00, K400 for materials, K400 for my crew and K100 profit for me.

"The Sepik contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for K700.00, K300 for materials, K300 for my crew and K100 profit for me."

The Hagen contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the official and whispers, "K2,700."

The official, incredulously, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys!

How did you come up with such a high figure?"The Hagen contractor whispers back, "K1,000 for me, K1,000 for you, and we hire the guy from Sepik to fix the fence.

"Done!" replies the government official.



And that, my friends, is how the bribery works.

ino funny tu yah..

fuck you stop using da hageners

hul yu .. its only a joke

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