A PNG man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only PNG man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "COLORED people are not allowed here." The PNG man turned around and stood up. He then said: "listen when i was born, i was BROWN, " "When i grew up, i was BROWN, " "When i'm sick, i'm BROWN, " "When i go in the sun, i'm BROWN, " "When I'm cold, i'm BROWN, " "When i die, i'll be BROWN ." But you" "When you're born, you're PINK, " "When you grow up, you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun, you turn RED, " "When you're cold, you turn BLUE, " "And when you die, you turn PURPLE.
" "And you have the nerve to call me COLORED!?!?!?"