Q:How do you stop a Papua new giunian tanK?
A:By shooting the person pushing it

PeaceOut

Q. Why is a PNG warship like a used condom?

A. It is full of useless seamen.
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Q. How do you sink a PNG submarine.

A. You throw Buai nuts at it. Someone will open a hatch to grab them.
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Regards......Ralph.

Q. How do you defeat the PNG Army?

A. You finally pay them. They will be too drunk for the next 2 weeks to fight anyone.
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Q. How does the PNG Army camouflage themselves so the enemy can't see them?

A. They hide under their beds.
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Regards......Ralph.

Q. How do you stop the PNG Airforce flying?

A. Break their rubber band.
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Q. How do you shoot down the PNG Airforce?

A. Tell their wives and girlfriends where they really were, when they were on 'Manouevers' last week.

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Regrds......Ralph.

I can envision the PNGDF soldiers cracking the windows of their Casa aircraft with the but of their M16s to fire at a hostile enemy fighter aircraft in skirmish. Although first they have to make sure their M16s are working and the bullets havent been sold off to some raskal mate....

hahahahaha....

When is the rigt time to attack PNG??

Friday, when all the soliders areat HB

Why are PNGDF flame throwers more effective than M16s?

They have the best fart power in the world because the food in the army barracks are so bad....


hahahahahaha

LMAO! no wonder png is still sependent , just look at us making fun of our own defence force ! :)

What did the grand theif sir micheal said to the PNG defence?

Get me wife Julian to bring us more tea!!