A man walks into a bar with an emu and a cat, he grabs a sit, sits down and orders himself a gin and tonic, his cat and emu does the same, sits down orders a gin and tonic. The man turns to the bartender and asks, how much? The bartender replies, 3 cents, he reaches for his pocket and pulls out the exact amount, and slaps it on the table. The man orders another round, same here, says the cat, whatever his having, says the emu. The man looks up at the bartender and asks, how much? 3cents, replied the bartender. They do the same things for several minutes when the bartender asks, Don't mean to pry but, ah-hem, um, whats with the cat and the bird? Do you believe in genies the man replies, cause I sure as hell didn't until I found a rusty old lamp on the beach and took it back to the house, gave it a rub then suddenly*POOF!*, a bloody genie appears, I'll grant you three wishes he says, I say alright then, I wanna be able to reach into my pocket and pay for the exact price for anything I wish to buy, DONE! says the Genie, secondly, I wish for a chick with long legs, DONE! says the genie,finally I want this chick to have the nicest pussy to go with it, DONE! says the Genie. Well did I you get your wish, asks the bartender, Ohh I got my wish alright, I got me self pocket thats never empty, a cat that drinks like a bloody man, and a fucking six foot pidgin that follows me every where, what do you think!
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