EXPENSIVE KNICKERSW

A woman goes into a sex shop with her friend to but some erotic under wear. She’s looking at some crutch less knickers when she turns to her friend and says, “Come on we’re leaving.”

“What’s wrong?” asks her pal.

“The Crutch less knickers are 50 quid!” she says, “I had know idea it’d cost so much to look so cheap.”


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WEDDING BLUES

Three weeks after her wedding day a woman calls her priest and says, “Father I’ve had a dreadful fight with my husband.”

“Calm down my child,” says the priest, “it’s not as bad as you think. Every marriage has its ups and downs.”

“I know, I know!” says the woman. “But what am I going to do with the body?”

Priest says...

1. Cook and eat the body
2. and wait for me tonight so I can show you how to forgive your past
3. finally, be warned you need not trust priests as they are deadly dangerous on their own, they love widows. slippery when wet, these priests! Kanage tok ol come good yah!

and you moderated that last response and printed it SICK if you ask me