Helicopter RideAugust 2 2011 at 7:00 PM
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Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire Show every year,
and every year Bill would say,
"Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter."
Blanche always replied,
"I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is £100, and a £100 is a hundred quid!"
One year when Bill and Blanche went to the show, Bill said,
"Blanche, I'm 75 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter now, I might never get another chance."
To this, Blanche replied,
"Bill, that helicopter ride is £100 , and £100 is a hundred quid."
The pilot overheard the couple and observed, "Listen, I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride, and don't say a word, I won't charge you a penny! But, if you utter just one word, it's a hundred quid."
Bill and Blanche agreed, and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word ...
When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,
"Jesus, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm really impressed! "
Bill replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Blanche fell out, but you know, a hundred quid is a hundred quid! "
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|August 3 2011, 5:16 PM |
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|August 5 2011, 5:21 PM |
This is so true, Laughed my *** off, good joke.
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