A cruise ship passes a small pacific island and everyone watches as
a bearded ragged looking man runs out onto the beach and starts
waving his hands and screaming at them.
Whos that? asks one of the passengers.
Ive no idea, replies the Irish Captain.
But he does that every time we sail past.

Nice one m8. Short and to the point.

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Moases is sitting on Mt Sinai, contemplating nothing much at all, when he hears a voice.

"MOSES! MOSES! I AM THE LORD THY GOD."

Moses falls to his knees:'What do you want of me Lord?'

"MOSES. DO YOU WANT SOME COMMANDMENTS FOR YOUR PEOPLE?"

Moses: 'How much Lord?'

"FREE MOSES FREE."

Being a good Jew Moses replies: 'Aha Lord! I have ten!'

Regards......Ralph.