teacher to adult literacy class student: name?
student: Mbetty (Betty)
teacher: spell it
student: Mbee, ee, tumpala diwe nkross, na wanpla catapel (b. e. t. t. y)

He he rait olgeta, mbel blo mi hempen lo laf. Sampela mo stap?

another student:

teacher: 'what is name:
kerema student: Peter (Pronounced 'fee ta')

teacher: ok your name starts with a F or P

student: 'Pfeeee'

...this time, a parent, taking son home for holdiays:

pikinini: papa, yumi go whe?
papa: pikinini, yumi go Wewak.
pikinini: papa, inap yu spelim Wewak?
papa: Wabilu ee wabilu eck!