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Kalvain pushed Joey Balls away from him, came across the ring and hit a BELLYTOBELLY suplex. Gojinn continued his battle with DNA on the otherside of the ring. Gojinn hit an irish whip, sending DNA across the ring. DNA slammed into Gojinn's arm. He did an Elbow Drop, to finish his clothesline. Kalvain ducked a punch coming from Joey, caught him from behind and hit a German Suplex. Joey rolled to his feet, only to be speared to the ground by Kalvain. Kalvain went for the pin. ONE! TWO! THRE-!! KICK OUT! Joey kicked out of the pin! Kalvain looked confused, thinking he had eliminated him there.

DNA ducked another clothesline attempt by Gojinn, and he too hit a German suplex. Gojinn got up, and went to attack DNA, only to get hit by a lowblow. Gojinn went down onto his knees, and DNA approached him. GOJINN DIDN'T WAIT AND HE HIT A LOWBLOW OF HIS OWN! DNA FELL TO THE GROUND! On the otherside of the ring, Kalvain's beating of Balls stopped. Balls came through and did what everyone else was doing. He reached back and hit a lowblow onto Kalvain! Kalvain dropped to his knees, and pulled a DNA BY HITTING A LOWBLOW OF HIS OWN!!

JR: I'd hate to be their wives..

King: Or in Joey's place, husband!

All men lied on the ground, holding their crotches. Kalvain reached over, attempting to cover Joey. One! Two! Joey gets the shoulder up! DNA reaches over onto Gojinn! ONE! TWO! THREEEEEEEEEE...EEEE...EEE?...EEE... NO!! GOJINN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! DNA IS SCREAMING AT THE REFERREE! Apparently, he thinks it was a long count! The referee walks away, to the otherside of the ring! Joeyballs gets up before Kalvain, and hauls Kalvain to his feet. Joey balls leans back and hits a DDT! He pulls Kalvain to his feet! JOEY HITS ANOTHER! AND REPEATS THE PROCESS!!

King: You'd think he was washing hair JR!

GOJINN GETS TO HIS FEET BEFORE DNA! DNA GETS UP!!!! GOJINN GRABS DNA!!! RKO RKO RKO!! GOJINN HITS HIS VERSION OF THE RKO CALLED THE SPINOUT!! GOJINN GOES FOR THE COVER!! ONE! TWO!! THRE- NO!!! JOEY BALLS FROM THE OTHERSIDE OF THE RING THREW KALVAIN ONTO GOJINN!! GOJINN BROKE THE COUNT TO KNOCK KALVAIN OFF OF HIM! THE MATCH COULD HAVE BEEN OVER!! GOJINN GRABS KALVAIN!! SNAP SUPLEX! THE PIN! ONE! TWO! KICKOUT FROM KALVAIN!!

(I'm sorry the post is kinda sucky. This is my fourth post ive written today, and have one more to do. :'()

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