I once saw a woman naked, and not just on tv!

DNA gets to his feet once again, his eyes watering at his busted nose, which no-one appears to have noticed. Should have been looking in the other direction, as Joey Balls comes in from behind and clubs Darien in the back. Darien staggers forward, before being lifted for a back suplex, and slammed into the canvas.

Now cradling the back of his neck, Darien gets to his feet onyl to be lifted by Joey for the Ballbreaker, but using the power of oversized text, Darien manages to wriggle out of it, lock his hands around Joey's neck, and throw him over in a CRAVAT SUPLEX!!!!

JR: Dear God! The size of that text, plus the Caps Lock. Joey may well be dead.
King: Not a chance, it'll take at least font size 9 to put Joey down for good.

King's words are proved true, when Joy manages to kick out of the pin at a bare two count. Frustrated, Darien shouts for a bit, his face turning red in a shouty-heelish way. Saving his breath is obviously something he's never heard of, soon wished he had though, as Gojinn ducks Kalvain's flying forearm, sending him careening into Darien, who is, in turn, rolled up in a schoolboy (Kinky) by Joey.

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El Kickout!

DNA's fascination with Mexican wrestling has once again taken over and, as such, the referee flies acorss the ring, delivering a crossbody block to Gojinn, before all five of them lock up in a giant headlock chain.

Darien snaps out of this crazy train of thought just in time to be hit in the face by Gojinn's boot. The end of the post is nearing, and DNA is trying desperately to not black out.

Will our intrepid wrestler survive the next TF Block? Tune in next post for the pant-wetting finish.