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Gojinn and Kalvain hook up with Kalvain taking a swift kick to the gut followed by an Irish whip into the ropes. Kalvain falls flat on the floor as Gojinn runs over him into the opposite ropes rebounding once again this time straight into a dropkick from Kalvain. Kalvain makes a pin keeping the legs free.
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Gojinn is quick to kick out as Kalvain imidiatly hooks the head in a tight sleeper hold. Gojinn manages to quickly rise to a vertical base taking hard shots to the gut of Kalvain who after the third releases his opponents head. Gojinn takes a chop to the chest. Gojinn Irish whips Kalvain into the ropes setting him up for a flying elbow the face. Gojinn and Kalvain rise as Gojinn completes a kick to the gut followed by a spinning neck breaker. Kalvain’s neck and head is violently twisted and slammed into the canvas as Gojinn gets to his feet. Kalvain slowly rises to his feet only to be hit with another toe kick to the mid section now followed by a vertical suplex by the king. Gojinn sees Kalvain down on his back on the canvass and runs off the ropes and pulls off a knee drop the the forehead of Kalvain. DNA begins to pummel Kalvain with fists and forearms. DNA pulls Kalvain to his feet and hits an immediate DDT. Kalvain’s head violently smashes with the canvas and the momentum carries him to his back as DNA makes the pin.
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Kalvain manages to raise his shoulder. DNA immediately locks the head in a sleeper cutting off the oxygen to the head of his opponent. DNA keeps the submission locked in tight as the minutes slowly pass. With each second Kalvain’s eyelids last longer on the floor as his fate looks imminent. DNA violently shakes Kalvain’s head causing more force in the submission. Kalvain looks doomed.

King: Bye Bye Kalvain, see you next week! Ha Ha Ha.
J.R.: It’s not over yet King. Kalvain’s still got life in those limbs.

Kalvain’s adrenalin reaches boiling point as he shakes his right arm violently before slowly but surely rising to a vertical base. DNA keeps Kalvain’s head in a tight grasp but Kalvain begins to throw elbow after elbow to the gut of Darien. Each elbow connects with even more force to the ribs and stomach of DNA who after the fifth shot finally releases the hold. DNA immediately runs into the ropes setting more momentum into the clothesline which soon follows. DNA quickly gets to his feet only to be hit with another clothesline by Kalvain. DNA once again gets to a vertical base this time Kalvain completes a right hand to the face of DNA followed by a toe kick to the mid section followed by a snap suplex. The force and speed that suplex contains is unimaginable considering Kalvain’s condition. This soon catches up to him as he lies stranded on the canvass breathing heavily along with DNA. After what seems like an eternity Kalvain and DNA slowly rise to there feet. DNA is quick to react to Kalvain’s presence and goes for a stiff lariat which is well ducked by Kalvain immediately clutches DNA’s waist in what seems like desperation. Desperation is the wrong assumption as DNA completes a German Suplex followed by another,

J.R.: How is Kalvain doing this?
King: I don’t know J.R., he should be in the locker room now crying over his
defeat.
J.R.: I wouldn’t say that King, Kalvain looks alright to me DNA on the other hand is a different story.

Kalvain completes a third and final German suplex to perfection and once again both men stay glued to the canvas. Both men try desperately to get to their feet. DNA looks sunk but Kalvain uses the ropes to his advantage and manages to claw his way to a vertical base. DNA is still a very bad state as out of nowhere Joey Balls drags him to his feet immediately hitting a belly to belly over head suplex. DNA crashes violently with the canvas as Balls stalks his pray. DNA stumbles to his feet and is welcomed back to life with another German suplex this time by Balls who completes the bridge hence the pin
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Somehow DNA manages to kick out to the amazement of everyone in the arena including DNA himself. Balls spends no time complaining and takes a stiff kick to the back of DNA who cringes in pain before being pulled by the hair to a vertical stance. Balls wrenches the arm of his opponent and turns completing an arm lock before forcing his opponent into the turnbuckle. DNA chest crashes into the turnbuckle as Balls finally releases the arm opting to push DNA up onto the top rope and following him soon after. Balls hooks the head of DNA looking for a super-plex. DNA is resilient to budge as Balls pulls even harder on his opponent but to no avail. DNA swings his right hand to the jaw of Balls and connects well taking Balls by surprise. Anoter fist connects with Balls who this time falls into the freezing cold water. He quickly gets back in. He is shivering, but at least he saved himself from elimination. DNA takes a second to regain his bearings and when he finally does he leaps off the ropes and completes a frog splash.

J.R.: A frog splash! Out of nowhere DNA completes a frog splash!

DNA clutches his gut for dear life before hooking the right leg of Balls as the referee makes the count
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Joey Balls raises his shoulder off the canvas and J.R. and King are left speechless. DNA looks into the air with a look of pain and desperation before falling to the canvas. Both Balls and DNA lay flat on the canvas. Finally, Balls and DNA make it to their feet looking in a dreadful state. Balls snatches the leg of DNA who is pulled back into the center of the ring before Balls drops an elbow to the back of DNA. Balls pulls DNA to his feet and completes a kick to the gut followed by a spike piledriver.

J.R.: Good God Almighty. Joey Balls just spiked DNA!!

Balls doesn’t hesitate to make the pin.
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J.R.: DNA just barely gets the shoulder up. I thought it was over there.
King: It’s a shame J.R. but I have a new favourite in this match.
J.R.: Who is it then King?
King: I’ll tell you when it’s over.

Gojinn surprises Balls with a back drop suplex. Balls' back is met with the canvas as Gojinn drops a quick elbow followed by the knee. Gojinn is on fire as he pulls Balls to his feet and takes a stiff chop to Balls' chest who struggles to breath. Gojinn hits a vertical suplex followed by the pin
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Balls manages the kick out. Gojinn slowly rises to his feet pulling Balls with him. Gojinn connects with a kick to the gut setting Balls up for what looks like an axe kick off the ropes. Gojinn looks certain to connect until at the last second Balls jults his head backwards missing the blow of Gojinn’s heel and setting the KOTR up for a quick T-Bone suplex. Gojinn is taken by surprise and stumbles to his feet as Balls takes the pain that consumes his body and hits a belly to belly suplex to perfection. Balls looks in a bad state but carries on with another belly to belly suplex this time making the pin straight after.
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Gojinn manages to kick out. Balls shows signs of desperation as he begins to stomp on Gojinn before pulling him to a vertical base and hitting an inverted DDT. Balls stays grounded for a while as Gojinn regains his strength. Kalvain surprises Gojinn by hitting a superb German suplex followed by another and then the third nail in the coffin is pulled off to perfection as Gojinn groans in pain. Kalvain is filled with adrenalin and is ready to take control. Kalvain begins to climb the turnbuckle and quickly finishes on the top rope. Gojinn knows what in store for him and reacts by jumping to his feet and taking a stiff shot to he gut of Kalvain who falls on the turnbuckle. Gojinn throws Kalvain off the top ropes with the result of Kalvain crashing into the canvas with an extreme amount of force. Gojinn climbs the ropes soon after all the way to the top and measures his opponent up. After what seems like hours of anticipation the climax is superb as Gojinn pulls off a Houston Hangover.

J.R.: Good God Almighty. We’ve not seen that move in a long time King and what a move it is.
King: I know J.R. That last time I saw that was at Vengeance 2002 against the Big Show.

Gojinn slowly covers Kalvain managing to hook the left leg.
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Kalvain's shoulder departs from the canvas.

J.R.: Yessss. Kalvain dug deep down inside and managed to kick out!!
King: How the hell did he do that J.R.?

Gojinn looks up into the air in shock as Kalvain holds his neck in pain. The KOTR slowly rises to a vertical base with a hint of desperation on his face. He shakes it off quickly and drops a solid elbow to the chest of Kalvain who gasps for air soon after. Gojinn then pulls Kalvain up and Irish whips him into the ropes setting him up for what looks like a big boot. This doesn’t happen as Kalvain rolls to the ground dodging the impending blow and pulling off a school boy pin straight after. Gojinn is taken by surprise as his shoulders are pinned to the mat.
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Gojinn manages to somehow kick out.

J.R.: These fans are torn in two. They don’t know who to cheer for King.
King: I know one thing J.R., they aren’t cheering for that man Joey Balls that’s for damn sure.

Both men get to there feet looking beaten and tired. Gojinn lands a right hand followed by a left, the punches fly faster with each passing second. Gojinn looks in control unitll Gojinn’s right hook is caught and yanked hard to the ground setting him up for the crossface chickenwing.

J.R.: The Cossface Chickenwing!!!
King: They are in the center of the ring J.R.! How the hell is Gojinn gonna get out of this?

Gojinn looks in grave danger as Kalvain mercilessly wenches his head further and back causing even more pain to the already injured soul. Kalvain's veins begin to bulge in the temple of his head. Gojinn tries desperately to get to the ropes but to no avail. The task is a mammoth one at first but Gojinn is sadly broken down. Gojinn’s hand slowly rises into mid air. The crossface chickenwing is kept tight and Gojinn’s hand begins to shake in pain and frustration. Benoit arches his back even further back causing even more damage to Booker who’s hand comes even closer to the canvass. Gojinn comes up with a solution. He uses his wings to fly him to the ropes and grabs onto them, forcing Kalvain to realease the hold.

J.R.: Kalvain could not make Gojinn tap.
King: He’s not done yet J.R. there is still time to make him tap.

Kalvain rises to his feet. Kalvain is oblivious to Balls' presence until it is too late.

J.R.: The Masterlock, Joey Balls has it locked in.
King: We forgot that there were two other people in the ring and apparently so did Kalvain.

Balls is ravaging Kalvain with the Masterlock. The future looks bleak for Kalvain as he tries to stay conscious. Balls looks like he’s enjoying the pain he is dishing out as Kalvain groins in pain whilst trying somehow to make it to the ropes. Balls is positioned on his back with Kalvain flapping around.

J.R.: How long can Kalvain take this.
King: It's been about 4 minutes in this match but it seems like it has been close to a week.
J.R.: It takes a while to write and submit a post, King.

Kalvain looks is a bad state as Balls mercilessly keeps the Masterlock locked in. Kalvain balances on his knees and then ever so slowly rises further and further north. Balls shakes his head in disbelief as Kalvain gets to his feet.

King: How the hell is Kalvain doing this?

The Masterlock is still locked in tight unitll Kalvain bends forward catching Balls' head causing Balls to flip over Kalvain thus making Kalvain the first person to escape the Masterlock. Balls stumbles to his feet in shock, the adrenalin begins to fuel Kalvain as he connects with a dropkick to the chest of Balls who stumbles into the ropes and rebounding straight off into a belly to belly overhead suplex. Kalvain can barely stand but the thought of becoming King Of Pain keeps him steady and strong. Balls is all over the place as he gets up and isn’t helped when Kalvain connects with a toe kick to the chest followed by a snap suplex. The suplex gives Kalvain an added boost and decides to go for the high risk manuver. Slowly he manages to get to the top rope. Balls is barely moving as Kalvain leaps into the air like an eagle searching for its prey. Kalvain’s hands make the Superfly sign before he lands on Balls who violently shakes with pain.

JR – He connected! Kalvain connected with the Superfly Splash, shades of "Superfly" Jimmy Snuka as Kalvain makes the pin!!!

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Joey Balls kicks out. Kalvain falls to his back as he breathes heavily trying to find the strength to carry on. It takes a while but he finally does as slowly but surely makes it to a vertical base. Balls follows at an even slower pace but doesn’t show this as he swings with might towards Kalvain who catches the arm and tries to force Balls to the floor. This is harder than Kalvain thinks and doesn’t happen at all when Balls takes a stiff kick to the gut of Kalvain causing him to release the arm and leave Balls free to lock in his second Masterlock of the match.