Re: There once was a man from Nantucket...

The Masterlock was locked in, and Kalvain's legs were wildly kicking. Over on the otherside of the ring, DNA had taken control of Gojinn with a couple of rights, slowly wearing him down. The wearing was done, though. DNA grabbed a hold of GoGo's head and hit the DDT, driving his face into the mat instead of the top of his head. Blood spurred onto the canvas, and DNA went for the pin, only to receieve a two count. Back at the Masterlock, Kalvain was swinging like a madman, trying to get to the ropes. His arms fell down. The ref grabbed it. Kalvain's arm.. ONLY GOT HALFWAY DOWN!! His feet touch the ground, and he pushed up against Joey's face. It was no use, though. Kalvain, using what looked like only the bottom half of his arm, reached for the second rope.

But Joey Ball's pulled him away before he could grab a hold of it. Kalvain's struggle continued, and he knew it was only a matter of time until he lost. DNA still controlled Gojinn, and didn't stop his one armed, right handed assault on Gojinn's head. He had one foot on the second turnbuckle, and one foot on the first. Gojinn reached up and picked up DNA.. GOJINN PULLED AWAY FROM THE TURNBUCKLE AND HIT A RUNNING POWERBOMB!! DNA WAS PINNED! ONE! TWO! THRE- HE KICKED OUT! Both men laid out on the canvas whilst Kalvain still fought unconciousness against the Masterlock. He was once again moving along the ropes.

KALVAIN CAUGHT HIS LEG ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND PULLED HIS BODY THROUGH! HE FELL OUTSIDE OF THE RING, ONTO THE METAL THAT SUPPORTED THE RING, AND JOEY BALL'S NECK WAS CAUGHT ON THE TOP ROPE! JOEY'S SURPRISE FORCED HIM TO BREAK THE MASTERLOCK, AND KALVAIN LAUNCHED TO HIS FEET. ADRENALYN FLOWED THROUGH HIS VEINS, AND HE JUMPED TO THE APRON. JOEY'S BODY WAS PROPPED ON THE ROPES, DIAGONALLY ALIGNED WITH THE RING! KALVAIN PULLED ON THE TOP ROPE AND HIT AN OFFTHEAPRON RVD MOONSAULT! JOEY'S BACK NEARLY BROKE BUT KALVAIN ROLLED OFF OF HIM! KALVAIN WENT FOR THE PIN!

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JR: KALVAIN DIDN'T SPELL THREE RIGHT! JOEY BALL IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!

King: Amazing move that was right there, JR. Joey's strategy was amazing.

Kalvain hauled Joey to his feet, and Irish whipped him across the ring.. KALVAIN RUNS IN FOR THE SPEAR! HE HITS IT!!! BUT HE SUPPORT'S JOEY BALLS! KALVAIN PICKS JOEY UP FOR A SPINEBUSTER, DIRECTLY OUT OF THE SPEAR! BUT INSTEAD KALVAIN PUSHES HIM INTO THE AIR! KALVAIN GRABS JOEY'S HEAD!! KALVAIN PROFORMS A SITDOWN FACE PLANT ON JOEY!! JOEY'S BLOOD, TOO, SPLATTERS ALL OVER THE CANVAS!! Meanwhile, on the otherside of the ring, Gojinn and DNA were still brawling. Gojinn was on top this time, punching DNA in the head. DNA pushed Gojinn off of him. Both men got to their feet.. GOJINN DUCKED ONE OF DNA'S PUNCHES AND HIT A GERMAN SUPLEX! GOJINN ROLLS INTO ANOTHER! AN FINALLY ANOTHER! GOJINN WITH THE PIN! ONE! TWO! THRE- KICKOUT FROM DARIEN!

Back with Joey and Kalvain. Kalvain went for the pin after the sitdownfaceplant, but Joey managed a kickout at two. Joey was pulled to his feet, and began working in Kalvain's abdominable. Kalvain pushed him away, and Joey went for a close range clothesline! BUT OUTDOING DNA BY USING A FONT SIZE NINE, KALVAIN DUCKED IT AND WHEN JOEY TURNED, HE GOT A FACE FULL OF KRUNCH!! JOEY FELL TO THE KANVAS (HEHE) AND KALVAIN RAISED HIS ARMS IN TRIUMPH. HE WAS ABOUT TO GO FOR A PIN WHEN FONT SIZE TEN CAME ALONG, WITH DNA. DNA WAS IRISHED WHIPPED ACROSS THE RING AND SLAMMED HEADFIRST INTO KALVAIN!! BOTH MEN FELL TO THE GROUND, AND BALLS ROLLED OVER AND ESCAPED ANY PIN ATTEMPTS.

King: I wish my font was that big JR! Think of all the ladies I'd get!!

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