And the King picks up the fumble!
Gojinn heads into this post looking for his second KOP posty now!! OMG!
Gojinn!?
NOT POSTING?!?
Damn school.
But Kalvain is subject to an ass-kicking, and walks up to DNA, looking to gain an advantage after the slip up,
ONLY TO HAVE GOJINN USE A SIZE 15 FONT TO LIFT AND SPINEBUSTER KALVAIN ONTO DNA, AND THEN SNAP SUPLEX A CONFUSED JOEY BALLS ONTO THE PILE!!!!
J.R: That’s a mighty big font.
King: He IS King.
Cerberus: WHAT?!
King: Hey when you do that kinda font, we’ll talk.
Meanwhile in the ring, Gojinn has had his fair share of dominating the whole ring, and pulls DNA out, leaving the newer of the Rug-Rats to battle it out! He whips DNA over the ropes into the other ring, and drops down, lacing fists aplenty into his forehead!
But Kalvain is annoyed at what’s happening,
BUT ONLY MANAGES A SIZE 6 FONT TO LEAP FROM THE TOP, AND LEG DROP GOJINNS HEAD INTO THE MAT, AND MAKE HIM COVER DNA!!! KALVAIN JUMPS ON FOR THE DOUBLE ELIMINATION!
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J.R: HOW??!?
King: The TF block isn’t done yet.
J.R: SHUT UP!
King: What?!
J.R: YOU’RE TAKING THIS INTO REALITY!
King: WHAT?!
While the King and his stupidity seem to be winning over J.R, Kalvain is shocked at the near fall, and is annoyed! But he has no chance to even argue, As Joey Balls hits a sweeping swinging neck breaker! Gojinn pulls himself off DNA, who flips Gojinn to his back, and locks in a Camel Clutch!!!
Gojinn may tap with all this back damage, and he’s in the center of the ring! Joey Balls, is taking the fight to Kalvain and it seems to be working, as he morphs into Kane and hits a sidewalk slam!
J.R: What the F*CK?!?
King: DID HE JUST…?!
Feeling it would be a funny comment after recent events; the King continues his post and abusing his character. DNA leans further back, pulling on Gojinn’s throat, strangulating him, and torqueing his spine! Any normal kindred/demon/angel would surely have tapped out by now, but not a KING! Gojinn the real King of CWE, tried to fight out, to no avail, it seems over now! He raises his hand high---ready to tap!!!!
DNA IS ON FIRE!
King: HE’S ON FIRE?
J.R: It’s a joke.
King: Oh…
GOJINN MAY TAP! JOEY BALLS IS LOSING TO KALVAIN!
Suddenly to counter Kalvain, Joey Irish whips Kalvain hard,
AND TO COUNTER THE COUNTER, HE HITS A KALVAIN CRUNCH ON DNA WITH A DEVASTATING SIZE 6.5 FONT, STOPPING HIS OWN MOMENTUM, AND NEARLY BEHEADDING DARIEN! (Sorry bout that
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Gojinn rolls over , holding himself everywhere in pain, He felt his back crack several times, and checks to make sure he isn’t paralyzed---but he isn’t if he’s holding himself, and rolling---so he’s okay. DNA sputters some angry words out in a mumble---so we can all let out a sigh of relief now!
MEANWHILE, IN SIZE FIVE FONT, KALVAIN AND JOEY HOOK UP, AND KALVAIN LOOKS FOR A SICKENING KALVAIN KRUNCH, JUST AS GOJINNS KIPS UP, AND GOJINN GOES RIGHT BACK DOWN NEXT TO DNA, AS JOEY BALLS DUCKS AWAY!!!
Owww…fuckityshitmyheadisonFIRE!!!!
DNA seems thrilled about the same situation, and both men lie there, AS JOEY HITS A FULL NELSON SIT DOWN BOMB! (Bubba Bomb)
