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Joey Balls pulls Kalvain to his feet. Kalvain is plucked off the ground and into a Gorilla Prez position. He begins to walk towards the door. With a toss, Kalvain is fired out of the doorway

BUT KALVAIN MANAGES TO POSITION HIS ELBOWS SO HIS BODY STAYS ELEVATED BETWEEN THE REVOLVING DOORS! AT THE LAST SECOND, BEFORE THE DOORS CLOSE, KALVAIN REACHES HIS FEET DOWN AND PLUCKS SOMETHING FROM THE WATER! A WEAPON, PERHAPS? MEANWHILE GOJINN AND DNA ARE CONTINUING THEIR FIGHT ON THE OTHERSIDE OF THE RING, WITH DNA HITTING A SIDEWALK SLAM AND GOING FOR THE PIN, WHERE GOGO KICKS OUT AT TWO.

Kalvain approaching Joey Balls once again, his hands behind his back. Joey slowly backs away, afraid of what mysteries Kalvain may be hiding back there. A penis, perhaps? Maybe even a mangina. Who knew only but Kalvain. What could be taken from the water and used as a weapon? Why, the answer was so blantantly obvious even Cerberus (who may I add is a termendous match writer and the best efedder ever. btw, when you get back man, i need you to judge some more GTWF matches (did i mention how godly you are?)) could figure it out.

JR: You don't think he has...?

King: IT IS IT IS!!

Kalvain whips out his weapon from behind his back, revealing that he had not only gotten a weapon, but also a fish. One fish in particular. Kalvain had sent for help.. Kalvain had sent for.. FRANK THE FISH!! Kalvain brandished Frank at Joey, who was now scared for his life. Tears came from his eyes, and he began to cry for his mom. Even Kalvain himself was afraid of even holding the power that was Frank the Fish. His hand trembled as he pulled it back, Joey tried to dodge but it was too late. The fish made contact. The entire arena slowed down.

Scales and blood flew into the air, in the most Rockesque post since Rocky Four. He pulled a Matrix like move, before stumbing backwards onto his ass. Kalvain threw Frank out of the door, a new found courage filling his views. He ran at Joey, and dove at him. Joey's feet were up in the air, and Kalvain caught them with his own feet and pulled Joey into a "slut pin", like something we saw at like the Womens match at Wrestlemania, where their legs were spread sooo wide grool. The ref began to count.

1...

2...


....3...!!

JR: KALVAIN WITH A JOINT EFFORT FROM FRANK THE FISH HAS ELIMINATED JOEY BALLS FROM THE KING OF PAIN TOURNAMENT!!!

KING: AMAZING! KALVAIN ROLLS TO HIS FEET AND RAISES HIS HANDS! BUT THE MATCH IS NOT OVER!!

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