I'M KING! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF KALVAIN WINS! I'M KING! ME!

Gojinn and DNA had turned at the sight of Frank in this match. Both men held their heads in their hands as Kalvain just shrugged it off. Suddenly DNA and Gojinn realize they’re still fighting and begin hammering down on one another, while Kalvain proceeds to figure out another way to win!

DNA and Gojinn know the outcome of the battle, but seeing as we’re trying to keep this realistic, GOJINN HITS A SNAP SUPLEX ON DNA! DNA ROLLS RIGHT BACK TO HIS FEET, USING THE MOMENTUM TO CATAPULT HIMSELF INTO THE ROPES, BOUNCE OFF, AND HIT A VICIOUS SPEAR ON AN UNSUSPECTING GOJINN!!!

Grinning, DNA rolls him up!

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KICKOUT! (Like you couldn’t see that coming!)

Gojinn makes the kickout, and Kalvain suddenly comes flying over the top rope, splashing DNA atop of Gojinn!

DNA rolls away and gets to his feet, holding his gut, trying to breathe, ONLY TO GET SLAPPED HARD IN THE FACE WITH THE BOOT OF KALVAIN THANKS TO A VICIOUS KALVAIN KRUNCH!

DNA is down! Gojinn kicks up, holding his stomach as well, BUT HE NARROWLY DODGES THE KALVAIN KRUNCH! HE GRABS KALVAINS ANKLE, AND WITH NO MERCY, HE TORQUES THE ANKLE AND COMPLETELY SENDS KALV TO THE MAT AND DROPS DOWN, LOCKING HIS OWN LEGS AROUND KALVAINS, HOLDING HIM TO THE MAT IN AN ANKLE LOCK!!!!!!!

J.R: DEAR GOD!

King: AHHH!!!

Coach: I’m sooo sleepy….this event has taken waaaaay too long…

J.R: Yeah, but it was fun…kinda…

King: This is one of those “LOL” moments.

The announce team breaks out in hysterics

Back to the action, Kalvain is screaming in pain, desperately trying to escape this deadly hold, to no avail! DNA is still down, and Gojinn could get the elim right here! But as we all know that CAN’T happen, seeing how Kalvain won, so there has to be some surprise moment here, right?!

DNA SUDDENLY APPEARS OVERHEAD AND HITS A FROG SPLASH, CRUSHING GOJINN TO THE MAT, AND CRUSHING KALVAINS ANKLE!!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!! GOJINN IS OUT!!!



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DNA HAS ELIMINATED GOJINN!!!! DNA HAS BEATEN GOJINN IN THE KING OF PAIN! HE JUMPS UP, HOLDING HIS GUT IN PAIN, EVERYTHING ACHEING, AND THEN KALVAIN SCREAMS, DRAGGING HIMSELF AWAY FROM GOJINNS UNCONSCIOUS BODY!!!

J.R: HE BEAT HIM!

King: I thought he had more votes though.

Coach: Yeah—wouldn’t that mean he got eliminated after?

King: Well…DNA IS better.

J.R: Yeah

Coach: Yeah

King: I thought Gojinn was King though.

Cerberus: I’M KING!