Oh for god's sake!

Charon was the first to respond by doing her best to shove the microphone right down Gunther's throat. While she was distracted Mortismere tried to grab her but Kizmat got ther first and chopped Mortis in the throat. Charon realised Mortis was behind her and donkey kicked him right in the family jewels. Gunther had rescued the microphone from his oversized gullet and now shmoozed up behind Charon trying to feel her backside, Kizmat was enraged and grabbed Gunther by the top of his mullet and hauled him upwards, except nothing happened because Kizmat was left holding a wig!

Gunther tried covering his bald pate with his hands and then the microphone and then took to running round the ring screaming as Mortis, Charon and Kizmat watched in morbid fascination....

(sorry for the short post but wrist is killing and I'm just about asleep.....zzzz!)