LMAO

by Anonymous

 

THE WISDOM OF THE MEDICAL PROFESSION

A man fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun and suffered a severe
sunburn to his legs.

He was taken to the hospital. His skin had turned a bright red, was very painful, and had started to blister.

Anything that touched his legs caused agony. The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative and Viagara.

Rather astounded, the nurse inquired, "What good will Viagara do for him in that condition?"

The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off of his legs.

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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch: "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree.

He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in!




Posted on Feb 24, 2002, 11:41 PM

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