I had an incident that required
quick thinking ... I left the TL forum
open on my desk computer in my office
and one of my workers came into
work early while I was in the bathroom ...
She ...being a young inquisitive girl
(nice word for nosey) ... took one
look at my computer screen and then
at me ...
She sneered and with almost a replused
tone like she was chewing on a homeless
man's old sock,
"Are you going bald?"
To which I replied ...
"Naw .. I'm just looking at a friend's pic
on here."
Don't think she bought into that one ...
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TRUTH HAS IT'S CONSEQUENCES !!!!!
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Now ... could you imagine me trying to tell
her the truth ...
The hair (you think) you see
on top of my head .. is really a mix
of probably the worst, most vile-est,
toxic, contaminants known to mankind ..
so toxic .. so combustible ...
that even if so much as one hot breath
emanating from your lips were to waft
through my hair
the heat would cause .. not only the
vaporization of my entire head ...
this whole room ...
but an entire Kentucky corn field
would self ignite ten states away ....
and then explain to her ....
After I build that look up ....
I coat it with a layer of Dep
Extra hold gel ...
just because I am cool !
"Sweetie ... wanna run your hands thru
it?

Ever Play Russian Hair Roulette ?"