Pakistan vs Bollywood
Posted January 24, 2006 to Pakistan category.
There was some mistaken rumbling about Pakistan unbanning Indian movies. Sadly, that is not so. The govt. has replaced the ban with a new system though, of sweet talking the dictator till he allows your film. Since this requires a great deal of sweet talking, that means very few movies will make it across the border. On the bright side, perhaps Musharraf will now spend more time talking to Aishwarya Rai and less on going on and on and on about dams.

However, the people took matters in their own hands a long time ago, and stopped going to the cinema when Indian movies were banned. They buy/rent pirated DVDs instead and everyone watches Indian films at home. Bollywood movies have more than 90% of the Pakistan market. Some things, like banning movies, are far beyond the reach of govt, even a dictatorship, so its just plain sad pathetic to see the govt. keep trying. Stalin did a bloody good job of baning stuff but even he failed at it.

The initial reason for banning Indian films was war. Pakistani soldiers were busy watching cinema so the govt. banned movies in an effort to get them to kill more people. Its a good thing video games didnt exist back then. Howver, times have changed, and now the official reason is that allowing Indian films will destroy Pakistani cinema. Govt. policies acheived that goal a long time ago, so no one really knows why the ban still exists. The old chestnuts about morality, ethics, hate for they neighbour, Islam, loss of advertising revenues etc. are all trotted out depending on the occasion. Every now and then the govt. issues various statements regarding Indian movies but those are ignored by all and sundry, including the govt. itself.

You know there are big problems when the good general has to be approached personally for simple things like playing a movie in a cinema:

With the decks cleared for the release of Sohni Mahiwal in Pakistan, all eyes are now on Mughal-e-Azam. President Pervez Musharraf had spoken to Akbar Asif, son of filmmaker K Asif, after he said he wanted to release the coloured version in Pakistan and donate the earnings to charity.

Sources said that approval of Mughal-e-Azam will come soon as Musharraf inspects the behind-the-scenes documentary of Mughal-e-Azam to check for the use of satanic verses and black magic - which is commonly used to ensare young naive Pakistani viewers over to the dark side.

I have no knowledge of any such decision, Information Minister Sheikh Rashid Ahmed said in response to all questions about Indian movies. That ably sums up the govt. view. on most things Indian.

^ you dumb Arse torn @sshole Bhindu is only refereed to hindus!

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"Anti indian, the raja of the jungle!!"

Landos you will never learn haw haw haw

Phuck you, decrepit piece of ignorant Islamic filth. Your whole stupid nation is too ignorant and non-creative, you have to import Indian films. Sharia-Shaggers haven't got the brains to make films!

LOL

HAHAH the ownage you got explains your hate

pakis getting bitch slaped by landos... haw haw haw

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jatt read the post once more and you will realise just who got owned ,read the title sardar jee

"Bhindu wants to watch Indian films!!! "

Muhammad can't make films, because Muhammad is TOO STUPID. LOL

ahh poor grandad landos thought hed flame with the word "bhindu" but didnt realise it was a derogatory word for the indians rofl


talk about selfownage LOL landos you take the prize

"pakis getting bitch slaped by landos"

They're making it too easy for me! Being dumb, ignorant rug slappers such as they are.

LOL

haw haw haw you got owned

bondu means pakistani... whats new

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bondu means pakistani... whats new


ohhh ssssaaarrdddaarrr jjeee teri demaghi kithar ghi yah .taylat khi flush ghayi a

Bondu, Bhindu, same difference. Just another term for a towel head, slurpee-serving, Mosque monkey.

They serve them up and I knock them out of the park.

Haw,haw, haw...!!!

Don't worry Paki's, there will always be jobs for you. Just do what you do best!

BHINDU..............hehehehehehe...Gandoz victim of his own ****zz...got the ****zz in own nail and chewing all day........hahahahaha

PEACE

you aint fooling anyone senile grandad landos .youve acknowledged you used the word bhindu


that only means one thing


double ownage ROFL

HAW

HAW

HAW

"Bhindu"


Hre just insulted his bumchum indians... PRICELESS!!!!

Landos besides the mosque monkey everything you've said so far has been more insulting to indians.

too good.

I like your system insult both sides, the pakis don't care cos you're throwing sucker punches at the indians and the indians don't care cos they think you're insulting the pakis. the Greek mind is truly a force to be reconned with.

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Freedom is never free.

Isn't it time for your to pray facing Mecha? You do it 10 times a day during Rama-ding-dang-DONG?

was that supposed to be an insult ?


Realising they will never be a world power, the Cypriots have decided to settle for being a world nuisance.
George Mikes

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^^ being a phuckistani is insult enough.

Looks like the phuckistanis got a new mastahhh in Landoss.




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what is it with the Greek and his fruity Indians???? Its like the Foookin Mardi Gras in here!!!

Its like the Foookin Mardi Gras in here

Looks like shooting fish in a barrel to me. You have SO MANY targets!!!!

Haw, haw, haw...

Bhindu............can't stop laughin....biggest self ownage of Gandoooooozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

PEACE

This GayGree is TOO STUPID to realise his OWN Gaffe, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

greeks are so stupid

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man!!! should locked and stickied this thread ASAP...

THIS THE BEST SELF PWNAGE THREAD I EVER SAW!!!!







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this thread is something visa card can not buy for you...

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any bhindians here care explanied to him ???





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well no body...now all indian sending email to Landozz...and asking what the fvck u did in our support.....lolzzzzzz

PEACE

Go warp a towel around your wifes head so nobody can see her hair. If the towel slips of in public, of course you'll have to kill her. That's Sharia! LOL

still posting are we

Its almost like posting a string of smileys makes you win an argument. And woah, indonesia came to take their place amongst the league of failure slammy nations! WOAH, YOU HAVIN A PARTY HERE GAIZ O WAT??




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Tu dhoop hain jham se bikhar
Tu hai nadee o bekhabar
Beh chal kahin ud chal kahin
Dil khush jahan teri toh manzil hai wahin.

^^ LOL!!! Give them a break woot, these guys are getting butchered by US drones.




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^^^
WOW! the broke-back Bhindu couple above, as usual bare-backing each other, so sweeeeettt.........

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Hindus heretic so funny....there is once my neighbours a black skinny and hairy hindus...he used to beat his wife often for money..lazy, and effortless..
all he did is drunk..very expert on that...i always see him at the temple though..because the temple is not so far from my house...but guest what eventually he went to the temple to pray his hand made god for money...but it never happen and he did that again and again, until one day his wife left him alone..and u know what happen to that civilized hindus?
he's become insane and always disturbing people around..in my country..this case is normal with hindus...

The Clock Is Ticking...
And moving to the end...
It will Soon be the time for the Hunter become Hunted...
And The curtain will be raised...
and the light will be set...
Prepare for your time....****

^^ like the muslims blowin themselves up eh?




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wootness
if you read all the post you will see why there are so much smiles .he started this thread and he owned himself .


its all about selfownage (and i nearly forgot woot )

he used to beat his wife often for money..lazy, and effortless..

Cool story, try proper english next time you dumbass.


if you read all the post you will see why there are so much smiles .he started this thread and he owned himself .

Where did he own himself? LOL, he just called you pakis bhindus, weren't all of you hindus from Bharat once? Or have the memories of your grandmommy and her "meeting" with Tamurlane while your grandfather cried been erased from your mind?

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Tu dhoop hain jham se bikhar
Tu hai nadee o bekhabar
Beh chal kahin ud chal kahin
Dil khush jahan teri toh manzil hai wahin.

wootness

who do they call bhindus today ??who are known by that name ???

who are known by that name ?

ROFL, that term was coined by some pakis...do you really believe for a second a firang can tell who's Indian and whos a paki if both of us stand together? Idiot..ROFL.

The only difference is that you have failed in making your country stable and prosperous while we have succeeded. Thats the reason you're living in the UK and not in PAkistan, LOL!


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Tu dhoop hain jham se bikhar
Tu hai nadee o bekhabar
Beh chal kahin ud chal kahin
Dil khush jahan teri toh manzil hai wahin.

ROFL, that term was coined by some pakis...do you really believe for a second a firang can tell who's Indian and whos a paki if both of us stand together? Idiot..ROFL.

You said it was coined by the pakistanis for indians thats all that matters ,as for landos well LOL he thought it was coined for pakistanis ROFLMAO

Hence the selfownage




The only difference is that you have failed in making your country stable and prosperous while we have succeeded. Thats the reason you're living in the UK and not in PAkistan, LOL!

wootness do you actually know how much pakistanis and indians live in the uk ??

^^ how many clown?




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wootness do you actually know how much pakistanis and indians live in the uk ??


Thats not the point, son. The point is I live in my country and therefore have every right to support it. You don't live in Pakistan and you sing praises of it? LOL, when was the last time you went there?

HAHA...


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Tu dhoop hain jham se bikhar
Tu hai nadee o bekhabar
Beh chal kahin ud chal kahin
Dil khush jahan teri toh manzil hai wahin.

Thats not the point, son. The point is I live in my country and therefore have every right to support it. You don't live in Pakistan and you sing praises of it? LOL, when was the last time you went there?

i praise it becouse i have family there just like the indians on this forum praise india .

The last time i went to pakistan was in 2004 .

since when did bhinian become a hindu name.
its paki name along with pigies, fhudus,piglets,porkies etc etc.

bhindian means former dalit hindus who were cowards and had no shame and became muslim.

now they are called muhajirs and live in caves.

"bhindian means former dalit hindus who were cowards and had no shame and became muslim."

That's where it come from. Thanks for educating these numbskulls to the history of this ethnic slur-Bhindu means PAKI..!

List of countries/entities using "Republic of Macedonia"

Four of the five permanent UN Security Council members:

* United States of America (NATO and G8 member )[153]
* United Kingdom (EU, NATO and G8 member)[154]
* People's Republic of China[155][156][157]
* Russia (G8 member)[158]

All states formerly part of SFR Yugoslavia:

* Bosnia-Herzegovina [159]
* Croatia (NATO member) [159][160][161]
* Kosovo[162]
* Montenegro [159]
* Serbia[163]
* Slovenia (EU and NATO member)[164][165]

In addition, the following countries have also recognised the nation by its constitutional name:

* Andorra [166]
* Albania (NATO member) [167][168]
* Argentina [169]
* Belarus [170][171]
* Botswana [172]
* Brazil [170]
* Bulgaria (EU and NATO member) [171][173]
* Cambodia[174]
* Canada (NATO and G8 member) [175][176][177]
* Chile [178][179]
* Cuba [169]
* Estonia (EU and NATO member) [180][181]
* Hungary (EU and NATO member) [165][182]
* India [183] ------>>>>>>>>>>>>> THE FRIEND OF LANDASS
* Iran[171][184]
* Ireland (EU member) [185]
* Israel [186]
* Kuwait[187]
* Laos[188]
* Lithuania (EU and NATO member)[171][181]
* Malaysia [171]
* Mauritius [189]
* Moldova [190]
* Morocco [191][192]
* Myanmar (Burma)[193]
* North Korea [170][194]
* Nigeria [169]
* Pakistan [171][195]
* Poland (EU and NATO member)[196]
* Paraguay [197]
* Qatar [198]
* Romania (EU and NATO member)[199][165][181]
* Saudi Arabia [200]
* Seychelles [189]
* Singapore [201]
* Sudan [170]
* Suriname [197]
* Swaziland [197]
* Sweden (EU member)[202][203]
* Thailand [204]
* Turkey (NATO member) [205][206]
* Ukraine[207]
* United Arab Emirates[208]
* Vietnam[209][210]

'keep counting..

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"That's where it come from. Thanks for educating these numbskulls to the history of this ethnic slur-Bhindu means PAKI..! "


like i said before you aint fooling anyone landos .you can twist the words as much as you want . if you knew the meaning from the begining i doubt you would have used it. The guys that say it means this and that are trying to save your ass thats all .


ps owned in his OWN(ED) flame bait thread classic ROFL

OYE arse-anal, need your help here. how the phuck do you embed videos?






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FN watch the video the thread ,its the 4 post down

http://www.network54.com/Forum/233672/thread/1252572820/last-1252581410/Soviet+videos+of+Second+World+War

Post the video where the Greek national basketball team just ass-raped FYROM (aka Macedonia). The cockroach that roared!

LOL

het gaygeek... foff backto your own forum.... were not into in A$$ banging here.. you dumb pathetic greek... go and defend yourself against the BIG BAD TURKS who raped your Shameless a$$es for 500 yrs

the self owned super stupid still posts? OMG, what a shameless dumb.

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"OYE arse-anal,"

BASTaRD

Shut your bleeding gob, Shaka-Khan. I'll go where I please, when I please. Besides, shouldn't you be serving up Slurpies and skanky weiner sandwiches you towel-headed hottentot?

Haw, haw, haw...!

GO!! GO!! THE REAL MEN!!! GO!! GO!! THE ONLY REAL MACEDONIA..



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"OYE arse-anal,

BASTaRD"

ROFLOL!!! It took you two posts to realise that i called you arse-anal, guess that makes YOU a BASTaRD for your stupidity




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I saw it the first time Fn but i had to go out so i left it

^^ u and ur excuses arse-anal




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