A is for Aiscreame.

B is for Backside, and it has nothing to do with
your butt. It is an instruction to go to the rear of a building, or block, or shop or whatever.

C is for Cloney and its not a process for
replicating sheep, nor is it the second name George. It is merely an area where people live e.g. 'Defence Cloney'.

D is for the proverbial 'Dangar da Puttar'.

E is for Expanditure, the spending of money.

F is for Fackade, and even though it sounds like
a bad word it is actually just the front of a building.

G is for Gaddi, and the way a Punjabi can pilot
his gaddi puts any F1 driver to shame.

H is for 'Ho Jayega Ji', and the moment you hear that you have to be

careful because you can be reasonably sure it's not
going to happen.

I is for Intzaar, and to know more about it see P.

J is for Jutt, which every Punjabi seems to be.

K is for Khanna, Khurana, etc, the Punjabi
equivalent of the Joneses (e.g.'Keeping up with the Khuranas ji').

L is for Loin, the king of the jungle.

M is for 'Mrooti', the car that an
entire generation of Punjabis were in love with..

> N is for 'No Prablem Ji.' To find out how that works see H.

O is for Oye, which can be surprise (Oyye!), a
greeting (Oyy!), anger (OYY!) or pain (Oy oy oy...).

P is for Punj Mint, and no matter how near (1
km) or far(100 km) a Punjabi is from you he always says he'll reach you in punj mint (5 minutes...).

Q is for Queue, a word completely untranslatable
into Punjabi - does not exist in the culture.

R is for Riks, and a Punjabi is always prepared
to take one (risk), even if the odds are against him.

S is for Sweetie, Sunny, Simmi and Sonu,
who seem to own half the cars in Delhi .

T is for the official bird of Punjab : Tandoori
Chickun.

U is for when you lose your sex appeal and become
'Uncul-ji'.

V is for VIP phone numbers @ Rs 15 lakh and
counting.

W is for Whan, as in 'Whan are you coming,
ji?'

X is for the many X-rated words that flow freely
in Punjabi conversations.

Y is for 'You nonsanse', when anger
replaces vocabulary in a shouting match.

Z is for Zindgi which every Punjabi knows how to
live to the fullest.

lol.. good one paaji

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Man, all of India is in love with Punjabi culture, funnest people...I think the foundation was set by the truck drivers during the 60s, 70s, etc....and dhabas with Punjabi food and village folk music could be heard even as far as Kerala to cater to the truck drivers...and then Daler Mehndi made it mainstream.

its cause punjabi is very poetic language.. even many older hindi songs are half punjabi actually

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All sounds like Apu to me and the rest of humanity. Just another gay sounding language

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^ thats cause you are an idiot.

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Man, two days ago, one of my old high school friends called me randomly to my phone. She works for some firm that represent people on getting their interest rates lowered. She had on the phone with her some guy who didn't understand English and wanted someone who knew Punjabi or Hindi.

So I was like the translator on the conference call....didn't get the deal squared off, I did speak to him in my attempt of Punjabi-accented Hindi with some hanjis lol...after the guy hung up, the girl told me I sound sexy as hell speaking Hindi. I told her I think it's because it's not my language, so I speak it with a nice sounding voice, cause when people hear me speaking Bangla (like with my mother), they ask me "is everything okay?" because it sounds like I'm fighting or something lol.

Anyway, I know all these languages Hindi or Punjabi or Bangla can sound quite rough if you get the right local dialect gunda speaking it lol.

Edit: Us chutiya ko ignore pe rakh do yaar lol

well said BR...thats common point of discussion in literary meeting....

PEACE

Jatt learn to spell before you call anyone an idiot. And shave that unibrow of yours as well so you won't have to hide in the bushes and watch women from there windows like most Jatts do.

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^^ LOL wtf

nice one b2... although i cant speak punjabi, i can broadly understand it. i have many punjos as friends (yes even indians : the good indians ) and even a routine chat with them ends up in laughter..!

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Pakistan Airforce: The largest distributor of Indian airforce parts in Asia



Pathankot Strike
8 F-86Fs of No 19 Squadron led by Squadron Leader Sajjad Haider struck Pathankot airfield. With carefully positioned dives and selecting each individual aircraft in their protected pens for their strafing attacks, the strike elements completed a textbook operation against Pathankot. Wing Commander M G Tawab, flying one of the two Sabres as tied escorts overhead, counted 14 wrecks burning on the airfield. Among the aircraft destroyed on the ground were nearly all of the IAFs Soviet-supplied Mig-21s till then received, none of which were seen again during the War.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFHlzP69n9c

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Hey prado, ive met a lot of Pakistani Kashmiris and they speak fluent punjabi.

Good to know you dont judge everyone by your experiences here at WAFF
Ive met a lot of Pakistanis and most of the time they assume im Pakistani lol, never a bad experience ever. All good guys

bharat there are very few punjabis in pakistan bro. and the one who are punjabi speak punjabicised urdu not punjabi. kashmiri language is very difernt from other indian languages

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Jatta don't challenge Lahories in Punjabi lingo..

PEACE

Hey prado, ive met a lot of Pakistani Kashmiris and they speak fluent punjabi. *******

RE: true many kashmirs settled down in punjab and my parents are from lahore and speak punjabi perfectly. however as i grew up in dubai and did do to a catholic school and speaking a language other than english was discouraged.

I grew up with pakis, indians (punjabis, dumbass Goans, nasty tamils,smelly coconut oiled malabreesslow ass bengalis babus, and civilised banglorians), sorry asss white kids whose parents couldnt afford "expensive white perfered" schools and christian arabs mainly lebs. it was one melting point and y can bet who dominated who the most notorious bunch was...yup pak/indian punjabi mafia...lool we dominated in sports, girls, and mockary. not a day went we didnt make hilarious jokes, fun and pranks.


yup every body hated us...lool




Good to know you dont judge everyone by your experiences here at WAFF **********

RE: told u before it is a pissing formum....more of a vehicle for laughter, insult and abuse,,, though some virgins and couch potatoes take it seriously.... such as the ones who open threads asking for sex advice.

"Jatt learn to spell before you call anyone an idiot. And shave that unibrow of yours as well so you won't have to hide in the bushes and watch women from there windows like most Jatts do."


^ a classic, worthy of a place in the WAFF hall of fame