Today in Iran we have complete freedom of expression and freedom of thought.Foreign radio stations say otherwise,let them say what they want,our nation can see the truth!
Supreme Leader:Khemenei

>>we have complete freedom of expression and freedom of thought

Well that sentence needs a bit of clarification,  the correct version is today YOU, THE NATION have the freedom to think whatever you fooking well want PROVIDED you dont express anything that my pack of hyenas might find offensive.

Furthermore as I am more equal than all of you fookers put together,  I will take into account ALL your wishes WHEN they happen to be the same thing that I WANT.

 

Hold on a sec here. I might be wrong in my interperation of the above, all other suggestions are welcome

You are right on. Your thought has to be in the 7th century to have any place in Modern Iran.

May God protect the innocent citizens of Iran and punish those who seek to suppress them.




Provost

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan 'Press On' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

Calvin Coolidge, President of the United States 1924-1929

>>Foreign radio stations say otherwise,let them say what they want,our nation can see the truth

I like this part too, correct version is:

"...our nation can see the truth, but should anyone of them actually utter the truth, then my pack of hyenas will pay them a nightly visit for a long discussion until they damn well see the truth or their butts will become intimately familiar with "foreign" objects"