I say all the nato soldiers leave Kosovo and 40.000 Turkish soldiers go and protect Kosovo and Kosovo declares independance... Lets see if the serbs will have some any balls then . I would like to see belgrad in Turkish hands again.
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This message has been edited by malazgirt on Dec 30, 2007 6:28 PM
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 30 2007, 6:56 PM
Well, 40,000 Turks without too much supplies, in a foreign land, with no direct route to help them? In a pure war the Serbs would have a field day rounding up Turks... The Serb Army would be bigger then 40,000 lol.
Siege of Tobruk - One German POW said: "I cannot understand you Australians. In Poland, France, and Belgium, once the tanks got through the soldiers took it for granted that they were beaten. But you are like demons. The tanks break through and your infantry still keep fighting." Rommel wrote of seeing "a batch of some fifty or sixty Australian prisoners ... marched off close behind us—immensely big and powerful men, who without question represented an elite formation of the British Empire, a fact that was also evident in battle."
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 30 2007, 7:30 PM
local farmer would have problems with so many mongols around:
"sex act perv does a runner in just his green boxer shorts
A COOK spotted carrying out a sex act on a pony ran home without his clothes — then rang police to say heʼd been mugged, a court heard yesterday.
Married Tuncay Ozcan, 24, was caught by a dog walker who returned to his car and switched on the lights — to see the pervert pleasuring himself with one hand while assaulting the pony with the other.
Startled Ozcan fled in panic, leaving behind a pile of clothing. It included a jacket containing his wallet and identification.
He arrived home wearing only green boxer shorts and told his shocked wife he had been attacked. To back up his story, he rang 999 and claimed three men had demanded money as he returned from a nightclub.
Prosecutor Richard Wilcox said: “In order to be able to get away more quickly he said he had taken off all his clothes and run home.”
Disbelieving officers linked him to his crime through DNA tests.
And yesterday a court heard the night of shame had humiliated him and wrecked his marriage.
Ozcan, who works in a fish and chip shop, struck on common ground on which horses are grazed in Southampton.
He hung his head in shame as the cityʼs Crown Court heard the three-year-old Welsh pony called Rose was good natured before that attack, but was now “nervous and skittish”.
Mr Wilcox then described how the dog walker was “extremely shocked” when he turned on his lights and saw Ozcan.
Mr Wilcox said: “Rose was tightly tethered to a tree with only two feet of slack. Standing at the back of the horse was Ozcan wearing only a pair of green boxers.
“Ozcan then took flight and ran off over the grass field leading to nearby tower blocks.
“The witness noticed a pile of clothes on the ground at the back of the horse. He flagged down a police car. In an abandoned jacket was a wallet with identification belonging to Ozcan. Simulatenously police took a call from Ozcan saying he had been attacked.”
David Jenkins, defending, said Ozcan had become “close” to horses during his Turkish upbringing and liked to ride them in the field. Mr Jenkins added: “These matters are highly embarrassing.
“As a result his marriage has broken down. He apologises and says it wonʼt happen again.”
Ozcan admitted outraging public decency and was given a 12-month community rehabilitation order.
Judge David L Griffiths told him: “I still do not know why you behaved in this way. Obviously drink played its part but there may well be, indeed probably is, some underlying problem.”
Man charged over sex with sheep in Germany
Wed Apr 4, 2007 11:51 PM IST136
BERLIN (Reuters) - A man has been charged with breaking German animal protection laws after he was caught on camera having sex with sheep, police said on Wednesday.
The sheep's owner became suspicious last year and installed video surveillance equipment which filmed the 44-year-old in the act, police in the western region of Suedhessen said in a statement.
"He admitted sodomising the animals and had no explanation for his actions," spokeswoman Christine Klein said.
The man, who is a Turkish national and lives in the town of Gross Gerau, faces a jail sentence of up to three years or a fine, the statement said.
Quoting a Turkish forumer:
"It's a well known fact that most of the boys or girls living in south-eastern Turkey are losing their virginities to horses or dogs of their villages, so I don't think this will suprise any Turk in this forum; we are used to these kinda news..."
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 30 2007, 9:49 PM
fool rzecs, I mean Serbia wouldn't have balls to attack if they do Turkish army would do a Balkan invasion starting from Thrace with at least 300.000 soldiers.
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 31 2007, 12:11 AM
If Turkey with approval from USA and NATO they could screw balkans up badly. Bosnians and Albanians will become allies first and serbs will be raped by all corners while greeks sit and watch the show. Bosnians kick out bosnian serbs and croats and make full muslim bosnia and albanians get kosovo. Easy as that. Russia will probally bItch alot and want to aid the serbs but they can do nothing.
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 31 2007, 1:09 AM
Ian would probably join in the fun as well like the last bosnia war when they sent their revolutionary guard...and every alqaeda nutter within a 5000 km radius of kosovo would probably buy a one way tickey there with his AK or RPG
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 31 2007, 2:43 AM
Without American or NATO backing, the Bosnians/Albanians/Turks/Iranians would get themselves slaughtered. It would be a disaster, and you guys know it.
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 31 2007, 10:25 AM
bul****t without nato we wont get ****ed, turkey is already adpted to fighting conventional warfare, look at ****ing nato, they keep on loosing soldiers to the taliban like hell!
I cant wait untill you yanks attack iran, if you do, your ****ed!
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 31 2007, 11:56 AM
Without American or NATO backing, the Bosnians/Albanians/Turks/Iranians would get themselves slaughtered. It would be a disaster, and you guys know it. TEXT
Slaughtered by who ? Poorly trained serbs or croats? get the F^Ck out of here. NATO and America would do nothing. Turkish F16s would take down old SAMs serbs have lying to rot. And when that happens Bosnians togheter with turkish and iranian forces(if iran would even fight that is..)would whipe out serbian and croatian forces in matter of months. Iranians equipt with Anti tank missiles incase the serbs and croatians come with old downgraded tanks and turkish commando's would do Solo missions killing serbian generals or potentiol leaders. Iranians and bosnians probally wear green headbands armed with AK47s New Iranian RPGs and G-3 rifles. And Serbians fighting on two fronts is more then they can handle. Kosovo will be independance and Bosnians start ethnic cleansing the areas and create own bosniak state. Maybe you'll see some foreign russian/greek/lebanese christian forces fighting togheter with serbs but they will be crushed. Turkish and Iranian forces train bosniak/albanian forces and equip them with weapons and simply leave. Easy as that. And Serbia today will be in ruble
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 31 2007, 12:23 PM
@lovetospooch:Serbian army is one of the most expierienced armies in Europe.They are slo
known for being fierce warriors.Without KFOR Albanians and Bosnians are ruined!
Quote:Easy as that. Russia will probally bItch alot and want to aid the serbs but they can do nothing.
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 31 2007, 12:53 PM
You're crazy! The Serbs would have a field day with you. During the war, the Serbs shot down F-16's, as well as other military aircraft. Didn't one of their Colonels shoot down a F-117 Stealth Fighter and another was damaged seriously enough that it had to make an emergency landing? I think that was like the biggest spectacular loss of an American aircraft ever. If I'm not mistaken, they have a few MiG 29's and a bunch of MiG 21's. They have good ground forces that I think are in the process of being modernized.
... but the main issues are....
1. Serbia would not have to fight such a battle alone, if these disparate forces decided to actually try to invade, Serbia would get help from many places, which might even include The U.S. and Nato, as well as other European countries. They would certainly get help from Russia, and that would be enough.
2. Serbian forces are well into modernizing their military, Russia would certainly deliver the goods they have been working on immediately, and Serbia does build some of their own military pieces... as far as I know.
3. Serbs are battle-hardened and extremely intelligent.
4. You'd have to push through other countries to get there, and that doesn't seem likely at all.
This message has been edited by dalek113 on Dec 31, 2007 12:54 PM
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
December 31 2007, 1:08 PM
First of all. America bombed Serbia on easter. So much for christian brotherhood. And second. Russia and greece were the only ones helping serbia. And the help was in small amounts. I dont recall Serbians ever taking down F16s with SAMs let alone downgraded yugoslavian migs taking on F16s seems a fairy tale. But the F117 was downed but thats because it was flying low.
Serbian army has nothing special in tanks or airplanes. Couple of hundred anti tank missiles will be enough for the ground and Turkish F16 will be more then enough for the air. Serbians have Ak-74s couple of dragunovs and RPGs for soldiers. Turks have western Snipers,night vision equipments and body armor. Iran copies its own .50 cal snipers.
I think the J-22 Orao is called the Tomahawk Killer for downing a Tomahawk Cruise Missile during the war. During the war, America had problems hitting Serbian missile batteries, and were often distracted by diversion targets.
I assure you if this Turkish/Iranian "invasion"all the way to Serbia were to take place, Serbia would get whatever it needed to defend itself. Russia would immediately deploy armaments and equipment to Serbia, and the U.S. and E.U. would have egg all over their face, and would probably be obliged to help. This Turkey/Iranian invasion force would quickly find itself up against a brick wall with a well-equipped Serbian military to confront, which it couldn't.
This is all ridiculous anyways, they'd never get past Bulgaria. Europe would never allow that. I doubt Russia would either, or the U.S., or NATO.
This message has been edited by dalek113 on Dec 31, 2007 1:44 PM This message has been edited by dalek113 on Dec 31, 2007 1:43 PM
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
January 2 2008, 7:30 PM
I say all the nato soldiers leave Kosovo and 40.000 Turkish soldiers go and protect Kosovo and Kosovo declares independance...<
I wish that would happen because then the Serbs would have their reason to send their military to Kosovo and bitchslap the whole lot of islamic vermin on their territory.........including you turks. Unfortnately your government isn't so stupid at this time to send 40k troops to kosovo as the results are a forgone conclusion.
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
January 13 2008, 5:55 AM
telak albanians will be thrilled if turkomongol tellaks are sent there...tellak mongols are known for their bravery, they never surrender in groups smaller than 8 tellaks...
"Photos of 8 captured Turkish soldiers appear on Kurdish website
Kurdishaspect.com - By Karwan Simek
Last weekend, twelve Turkish soldiers and an unconfirmed number of Kurdish rebels were killed in a recent deadly combat along the Turkish-Iraqi border. In addition, the Turkish government reported that 8 soldiers had gone missing during the operation. A spokesperson for the PKK later confirmed that they had captured the soldiers and were safely holding them at their bases high in the mountains. A PKK leader explained that the soldiers were safe and would not be harmed. Just recently, pictures began circulating around the Internet to affirm their claims.
The Associated Press recently published a report that referenced a link to Kurdish websites carrying the pictures. The pictures showed the Turkish soldiers drinking tea from glass mugs and smoking cigarettes. Other pictures show the soldiers standing around with Kurdish rebels.
Just shortly after the photos were revealed, Turkish media websites appear to have been quickly banned by the Turkish government from displaying any of the pictures on their websites. In addition, Kurdish sites that displayed the pictures were hacked several times throughout the day."
"AFTER THE WAR; Turkish Soldiers Released by U.S.
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Eleven Turkish soldiers returned to their base in northern Iraq today after their release by American soldiers, ending a bitter diplomatic quarrel that a senior Turkish military leader said had pushed relations to a historic low.
The Turkish soldiers, captured in a raid on Friday by American soldiers in northern Iraq, were flown by helicopter to Sulaimaniya from Baghdad, where they had been detained. They were accompanied by 13 Iraqi staff members who had also been taken prisoner.
The release of the Turkish soldiers ended an unusual standoff between the NATO allies, whose relations have deteriorated markedly over America's invasion of Iraq.
American officials said they had acted on intelligence that suggested that the Turks were involved in a plot to assassinate an American-backed Iraqi official who is a member of the Kurdish ethnic group. "
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Quoting a Turkish forumer:
"It's a well known fact that most of the boys or girls living in south-eastern Turkey are losing their virginities to horses or dogs of their villages, so I don't think this will suprise any Turk in this forum; we are used to these kinda news..."
"From units in the islands, where the solders cried believing that they will be the first victims, from the boats of navy, where the communications between them became with mobile telephones, because did not exist other way."
For non greeks, this is a report by greeks about their own special forces crying during Kardak crisis because they were afraid that they would be first to be killed.
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-Dude, where is my S-300?
-Dude where is your S-300?
-Seriously dude, my SAM is gone.
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
January 14 2008, 7:17 PM
Someone posted a couple of stories about Turks who had sexual relations with animals. We all know that this type of thing exists more or less in all cultures, not only among the Turks. The question is, are there degrees of perversity among animal fcuckers? A medal for being, not only an animal fcucker, but a really stupid one at that, goes to this Serbian man:
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
Here's another story of Serbian lack of smartness:
Pencil in penis backfires
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
If you thought having sex with a hedgehog was unwise, wait till you see this.
Particularly note the following sentence:
"The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage."
So he undressed, because sexual encounters are best that way. Only problem was that the bears were't too interested in fcucking with him and instead used him as food..
Man mauled in bear cage
Aug 20, 2007 9:11 PM
A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage.
Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic said.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
The above examples clearly show that even Turk animal fcuckers are smarter than Serb ones.
And now back to the subject.
Turkey is a respectable military force and can probably beat most european armies, except the real biggies. Serbia's armed forces are a joke. It would be a good idea to station Turkish peacekeeping forces in Kosovo. At least a much better idea than stationing Dutch, French or Canadian ones. The Dutch have proven to be completely incompetent at this kind of assignment, like in the case of Srebrenica, where some 8.000 men and boys were slaughtered by the Serbs while the Dutch were sitting on their hands. Same goes for the French, who have sabotaged every single action against the Serbs. They have even shared intelligence and NATO attack plans with the Serbs. In other words, treason. The Canadians have done so much to shame themselves everywhere, that you just need to google for it. Try "Somalia debacle" for instance.
Several posters here have expressed ideas about imaginary alliances that are nothing but indicators of the lack of knowledge on the poster's side.
The so called "Muslim-Croat Federation", or political alliance between the Bosnian Muslims, also known as Bosniaks, and the Bosnian Croatians, is a shotgun wedding. The Americans simply blackmailed the Croatians into "becoming friends" with the Bosniaks, so as to give the Croatians free hands when it came to liberating their own country from the Serb occupation. This "Federation" will dissolve as soon as either side finds a way out of it. Like being forced to wear someone else's underwear. You'll do it, but you won't feel good about it and you'll take them off at the first opportunity that arises.
The notion that the Croatians would in any way help the Serbians against ANY other army in the world, even one of genetically manipulated mutants with four eyes and three legs, is so unlikely that there's a greater chance of colliding with flying pigs on your way to work than making this happen. More likely, the Croatians will offer their harbours and airspace to the nice foreign gentlemen with turbans and beards. Like they already did to the Americans.
Anyone who is even slightly in the know is already aware of the two facts above.
What is perhaps less known is that Croatia has excellent relations to both Iran and Turkey, never mind that she has fought and fended off the Turks for some five centuries during her history. Croatia did, contrary to Serbia and Bosnia, stand her ground and was never an Ottoman vassal state. Croatia did also forge a pretty impressive friendship with the Germans during those wars with the Turks. The croatian nobility convinced the Germans to help them fight the Turks with a speech that was titled: "When your neighbor's house is burning, it is your concern too." But all that is water under the bridges now. The Turks have cooled down their ambitions in Europe and there's no need holding grudges for old sins.
Should there ever be a military conflict about Kosovo, it is likely that the Croatians will help whichever side that is against the Serbs.
But all that is moot. The Americans are on the side of the Albanians and that will last at least as long as this present administration is in charge, which is about one more year. The Albanians should play out their cards well before the installment of a new president in the USA. There will be a Kosovo Republic and Serbia will shrink once more.
All we have to do is wait for Vojvodina to secede, then Sandzak, then who knows?
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
January 14 2008, 9:17 PM
Croatia would be completely neutral if a war happened between moslems and serbs. Croatia knows very well about the islamic threat in the Balkans and will not step in to help them.
jackal (Login the-jackal-tr) The Conquerors (Turkey)
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
August 13 2009, 12:00 AM
``The Canadians have done so much to shame themselves everywhere``
Im sorry to correct you but who are you to talk about soldiers like that, not only are canadians dying in afghanistan but they have recieved fantasic praise from turkish troops, who they share a workload with in afghanistan.
And to put it straight, I have no conection to canada, hell i know nothing about it, but i dont care what country you talk about, ,if they have young men and women dying on foreign soil for someone elses war, show some respect.
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
August 13 2009, 10:06 PM
@ jackal
And to put it straight, I have no conection to canada, hell i know nothing about it, but i dont care what country you talk about, ,if they have young men and women dying on foreign soil for someone elses war, show some respect.
no man, i would ask them what the hell were they doing there..
jackal (Login the-jackal-tr) The Conquerors (Turkey)
Re: replace all the nato soldier with TURKISH soldiers in Kosovo
August 14 2009, 9:18 AM
then ask yourself what the hell are we doing there, the same thing as them, cleaning up someone elses mess.....they have as good as a reason to be there as us.