LONDON It has all the makings of a Monty Python sketch prim British lawmakers caught in a farce over expense claims for everything from X-rated movies to a bathtub plug.

But reality has come home to roost in the often absurd world of Her Majesty's Government.

Friday's leaked list of lawmaker expenses has leveled another blow to Prime Minister Gordon Brown's beleaguered government, which has been blamed for a litany of problems ranging from the Iraq war to the deepening recession.

According to the details published by Britain's Daily Telegraph, Brown paid his brother Andrew more than 6,500 pounds ($9,800) in two years for a maid the two shared when Brown was Britain's Treasury chief. The newspaper declined to say how it had obtained expense claims from 13 ministers but promised to roll out more in the coming days.

Home Office Secretary Jacqui Smith expensed two X-rated movies her husband watched, which she later repaid. Housing minister and former Foreign Secretary Margaret Beckett claimed 600 pounds ($900) for hanging plant baskets. And former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott claimed 300 pounds ($450) over two years to fix broken toilet seats.

The list could also prove damaging to the opposition Conservatives one Tory lawmaker expensed fertilizer used on his country house garden while a different lawmaker put in for cans of cat food.

Other expenses, categorized only by political party, included toilet seats, horse manure, wine rack, rat poison, pool maintenance, piano tuning, a chocolate Santa and a pizza cutter.

"I know people will be angry and it looks very bad," Harriet Harman, a Cabinet minister, told the BBC. "We recognize that ... public confidence is dented and we want to restore respect for the House of Commons."

The Telegraph offered more details in its Saturday edition, reporting that tourism minister Barbara Follett claimed more than 25,000 pounds ($38,000) over a four-year period for security patrols, CCTV cameras and alarms outside her London home. Follett is married to best-selling thriller writer Ken Follett, and the couple have a multimillion-pound (dollar) fortune.

The newspaper said Follett also claimed 528.75 pounds ($805.78) for a Chinese needlepoint rug to be repaired and cleaned, but was only paid back 300 pound ($457) after the cost was deemed excessive. Follett said all her claims were within the rules.

Rules governing British lawmaker expenses are laid out in the 66-page Green Book a guide sent to every legislator. It sets limits on expense claims, such as a 25 pound ($38) cap on eating out when away from home and how much can be claimed toward a second home, usually a residence in London.

Lawmakers can claim annual expenses, including 24,000 pounds ($36,000) toward running and paying for their second home, up to 90,000 pounds ($135,500) on staff, 21,000 pounds ($31,600) on office costs and an unlimited amount on travel for parliamentary business.

Though the guidelines don't ban any specific items, the rules say expenses should relate to parliamentary work and shouldn't damage the Parliament's reputation.

"The rules are being stretched to the absolute limit in a way which is allowing MPs to enhance their personal income," said Alistair Graham, who was in charge of standards in Britain's Parliament until 2007.

Figures released to Parliament show that the 646 House of Commons legislators claimed 93 million pounds ($134 million) in allowances and expenses last year.

"I've said (the system) is wrong and it should be amended," said Brown. "We want to abolish the present system and replace it with something different and that's why I made the proposals I did a few days ago."

Members of the public complain the expenses system is too generous, isn't independently audited and follows rules drafted by the lawmakers themselves.

"There can be no greater proof of the need for urgent and wholesale reform of MPs' expenses than the fact that so many people at the top of government have been making such dubious claims," said Matthew Elliott of the lobby group the TaxPayers' Alliance.

Justice Secretary Jack Straw, who claimed housing taxes he'd never actually paid, explained his mistake in a handwritten note trying to correct the matter: "Accountancy does not appear to be my strongest suit."

British lawmakers, who are paid 61,000 pounds ($93,100) annually, had long refused to offer itemized receipts for their claims on public money, until a ruling under freedom of information laws ordered them to make the details known.

About 2 million receipts for claims by British legislators will be published in July under the ruling, but the newspaper said Friday it had obtained the material ahead of its planned release.

The House of Commons authorities asked police Friday to investigate the leaking of the expenses details. Several newspapers reported that they had been offered computer discs for a three-figure sum by a businessman who claimed he had access to a duplicate of the scanned expense receipts.

In the U.S., where lawmakers are paid an annual base salary of $174,000, Congress allots each House and Senate office between $1.4 million and $1.9 million to cover official expenses such as rent, equipment and travel. Each legislator manages his or her own office account under long-standing rules that forbid use of the money for personal, social or political purposes.

U.S. lawmakers are forbidden from claiming expenses for personal, social or political purposes. Alaskan Republican Ted Stevens lost his recent election bid after he was found guilty of receiving more than $250,000 in gifts and home renovations from a corrupt oil field services contractor. His conviction was later overturned.

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This was all over the news today .The revalations came from the telegraph newspaper theve got the full list


ps there was even a male politician claiming for tampons LOL

tory ofcourse

MPs' expenses

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"ps there was even a male politician claiming for tampons LOL"

Actually that was Phil Woolas and he's a Labour MP and Minister of State for Borders and Immigration.

You've probably seen him doing an impression of a naughty schoolboy standing next to Joanna Lunley?

I saw him intervierwed last night and he's seeking legal advice over this.

Allegedly several articles were on the receipt but only some were claimed for on his expenses and the journalist failed to notice that.

On this whole expenses question I am absolutely fuming over it!

I am paying for it, after all...

I don't give a toss about the X-rated movies, the bathplug or the other tuppany items.

It's the £75,000 for a flat when you live 12 miles from Westminster. Or claiming £100,000 for a flat no one has ever lived in!

These are the ones that get me and I don't want to see them get away with it.

The police must be involved in some cases (eg The latter) although most cases "are within the rules."

So the rules must change and every voter should look at his/her MP's expenses before voting next year.

Fall king Brit tossers.

Actually that was Phil Woolas and he's a Labour MP and Minister of State for Borders and Immigration.

You've probably seen him doing an impression of a naughty schoolboy standing next to Joanna Lunley?



i know who he is , hes been splashed over the whole tv for the past week .as for the tampons the first i heard of them was on channel4 news they said that a tory mp claimed for them