Oh, what's this? No menu? What do you serve here?

Please say food.

As this is the last meal you will ever have in this universe, it is our pleasure to provide you with whatever edible delights you desire.

The trout is off. So is the steak and onion pie. And between you and me, I don't think the prawns are up to much tonight. But then good cabaret acts are always hard to find nowadays.

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."


Thank you, thank you verra much!

Dangerous stuff! lol

Are talking about me, my joke or my act, captain?

It's too nice getting my fingers burned with you, sigh.