Here is your chance.

Messers Gillett and Co. are selling off their ass-ettes to pay off massive global debt in foolish footy ventures so here is YOUR chance to get in on the ground floor!

FOR SALE
80% of Montreal Canadians (Les Habs) 1 NHL Hockey Team. 100yrs old, legs good, play is unpredictable but the financial possibilities are incroyable!!!

The current suiters list is impressive with Celine Dion and her husband René Angélil,
Billionaire Stephen Bronfman of Claridge Investments Inc.,Guy Laliberté, founder of Cirque du Soleil
Joey Saputo, son of cheese magnate Lino Saputo, The Molson family , The ALDO Group
Caisse de dépôt et placement du Québec , Quebecor, Roustan Capital and Spectrum Equity.

But there is hope Dad!

Just think... you just missed out on buying into Jr A, no one in the "O" was for sale and the Phoenix Coyotes are just too debt riddled to purchase them, so here is your chance to make sure that "Johnny" gets a shot at the big leagues!

Buy the HABs and look at what you can do!

- Ensure Johnny goes in the FIRST ROUND!
- Avoid bruising years on an AHL bus!
- Ensure Johnny gets a good look see by NHL Coaches!
- Give Johnny loads of ice time after you fire the Coach and take over as bench boss and don't YOU look good on TV in a suit and tie!
- With your no-trade 10yr deal, Johnny is set, even if you dump the team in a couple of years when you realize you can't stand poutine.

So register now using your numbered company and don't be cheap. The smile on Johnnys face will make it all worthwhile once he gets his first NHL goal! Who cares if it comes when a shot from the point deflects off of his visor...a point is a point and le but c'est le but!

Maybe someone will move them to Quebec City, Winnipeg or Vegas!

mwahahahah

C'mon Balsillie...Bring the Habs to Hamilton, and run both the NHL and AHL teams here

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