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October 16 2009 at 10:30 PM

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what about a game of chess little boy? are you prepared to be crushed again by ODYSSEUS?

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Re: Testecel

October 16 2009, 10:36 PM 

ok when i go home we'll play chess, give me 30 mins ill rape you happy.gif

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Re: Testecel

October 16 2009, 10:37 PM 

hahahaha  i find you very optimistic after your last humiliation Mongol boy

lets see what you can do



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Re: Testecel

October 16 2009, 10:56 PM 

Ok im ready brother, thanks for waiting

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Re: Testecel

October 16 2009, 10:58 PM 

but now im scared to death , lets play another time

im actually trembling in fear right now.



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Re: Testecel

October 16 2009, 11:01 PM 

lol im gona DESTROY YOU the mongol way happy.gif

My horse will race with the wind, my golden arrow will pierce through your iron plate, my sword will sheave your mind, my armour will project victory, hail Genghiz Khan

OMG BRO, ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS, ARE WE GONA PLAY TODAY OR ANOTHER TIME? Can you plz give me the link of the website....

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Re: Testecel

October 16 2009, 11:03 PM 

another time , what about tomorrow? i need to get some sleep now.

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Re: Testecel

October 16 2009, 11:13 PM 

kk bro in fact my mum and dad were gina use the computers so i was gona say i couldnt anyway, yes tommorow would be fine bro, tk cre goodnight



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 4:53 PM 

hey if you are here or whenever you see the message im ready to play chess, just answer and we play

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:00 PM 

Mongol boy i just saw you, what about a game of chess

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:03 PM 

im here

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:04 PM 

ok give the link of the site so i can become a member and then when everything is settled we move on

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:05 PM 

Lets play

A mongolic, turkoman, scythio, hazaric, timurid, celto-truco, sassanid, tataric, altaic, lugisnian (knight of the templar), japonic, yakutic warrior vs a Byzantine men-at arm.

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:05 PM 

dont ommit to describe the match as well as the final result with your own peculiar Mongolic way

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:07 PM 

lol i was going to ask you what site ie was on, do you know another one, i forgot lol?

BBC Headlines:

Tezelian free-company enter the border line of Ontyseas, green light for invasion is not approved by the parliament.

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:11 PM 

I found it brother:

http://gameknot.com/

BBC Headline:

Tezel enters the frame and remarks 'i am above the law so i dont need the parliament to tell me what to do, in fact i shall exterminate all those mp's families as a message to any other opposing force.

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:15 PM 

I have already registered,. give me some time to log in

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:18 PM 

Bro make the game and invite me, or ill go join game and we'll play


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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:19 PM 

Ok i log in as ONTYSSEAS, i will invite you

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:22 PM 

tell me your screename and your rating

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:22 PM 

tezel 1200, you scared? happy.gif

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:23 PM 

very much

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:25 PM 

BBC Headlines:

If you would be willing for one chance, just one chance, to tell our enemies, they make take our lives, but they'll never take out freedom!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:28 PM 

Bro, do you know why im gna win this game?

Because im playing against you with this music and scene at the baxckground!



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:30 PM 

we shall see that

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:32 PM 

BBC UPDATE HEADLINES:

TEZELIA EATS THE BISHOP OF ONTYSEAS, HAHAHAHAHAHA, WTF WAS THAT BRO?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA

LONG LIVE TEZELIA, VICTORY!

TEZEL: I am proud of the platoon which slaughtered the company, we sdhall win this battle now.

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:34 PM 

relax, i just traded a bishop for a knight

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:36 PM 

hahaha a knight is **** compared to a bishop, a knight is useless, its basically the anatolian mercanry, just wait untill the mongol-turco warriors (castle)

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:37 PM 

thats your own estimation, the value of a knight or a bishop depends on the given position and the weaknesses that you may create in your opponents structure during the game

no more talking im not going to tell you my strategy kid



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:39 PM 

This is a close battle happy.gif



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:43 PM 

Where are you guys playing?

Can I join? Don't get scared, not all of us are chess nerds. happy.gif

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:48 PM 

This website bro

http://gameknot.com/play-chess.pl?u=tezel&rnd=5895
BBC headlines:

Casaulty list:

Tezelia: 1 knight, 2 pawns

Ontyseas: 1 bishop, 2 pawns

Result: Victory seems certain for Tezelia, only a fool would lose happy.gif

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:49 PM 

dont tell lies kid, we are even

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:50 PM 

LOL i updated, one blink of an eye i lost 2 platoons, still its a heroic battle dont you think happy.gif

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 6:52 PM 

yes an epic battle

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 7:05 PM 

Update:

The battle still goes on with many dead from both sides, especially Tezelia...

Tezelian commander: We have nearly failed in the eastern front however our forces in the north are still intact and are ready to take a task no man has succeeded before, capture the capital city of Oddyseus and end his realm.

1 year ago there was another war where Tezelia attacked oddyseus but failed, this is the 2nd tezelo-oddyseo war...

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 7:16 PM 

Brother i have to go to dinner, i'll be back in 15 mins if not further notice...

You see my smart tactics, i was gona OUTFLANK AND RAPE your eastern front with my queen untill your castle came into scene ffs!!!! happy.gif



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 7:19 PM 

ok i will be waiting

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 7:24 PM 

by the way dont dare to give up kid, your last blunder costed you a rock that i captured for nothing

im away ahead in points and soon your end will come



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 7:36 PM 

5 10 more minutes bro....

plz

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 7:37 PM 

ok eat your meal, you dont need to be in a hurry its just a game

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 7:49 PM 

Ok im ready kumbare, thanks, my belly is tubby full now

TEZEL THE MONGOL TIMURID RETURNS:

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 7:50 PM 

hahha, you fat belly

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 8:23 PM 

.......... happy.gif

pffffffffffffffffffffffffff

no comment happy.gif

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 8:34 PM 

this hurts alot eh? you wanted to form a battery with bishop and queen for a back rank mate but now you find yourself raped kid



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 8:36 PM 

say good bye to your queen kid, nice try though

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 8:39 PM 

.....

Tezel sends an emissary

"I, the voice of Tezelia hereby propose a draw, in your right we will leave your territory and allow you to operate two estate agencies in Tezelia, one in the city of Esta, the other in Vergo, what say you, o wise oddyseus? On the other hand, if you reject this wise offer, Tezel promises to exterminate all the 13 thousand oddyseun citizens situated in Tezelia, think about your people, will you abandon them in the name of victory or will you claim them in the word of truce"? happy.gif



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 8:40 PM 

you lost your queen with the technique which is called "discovered attack", now you are at the bottom of the pit, if i were you i would resign to avoid further humiliations



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 8:42 PM 

What say you to my wise offer? Accept or reject? happy.gif

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 8:44 PM 

i will crush you thats what i say kid

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 8:52 PM 

i dont like your knight its a pain in the ass, i will sacrifice my rook in order to simplify the game.

 



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 8:56 PM 

Tezel orders his 3rd army to massacre thousands of oddyseun civilians. The sympathy of his people towards their leader oddyseus has dramatically dropped. Tezel from the beginning planned to lose the war knowing that oddyseus would reject a truce giving Tezel the greenlight to massacre thousands of people which would create an uprising and rebellion in Odyseun land!!!

TEZEL JUST IN-DIRECTLY OWNED YOU, TEZEL ESTABLISHED A REBELLION TO AVENGE THE GOVERNMENT FOR LWETING ITS PEOPLE DIE IN TEZELIA!!!

What a plan i just made up lol happy.gif



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 9:04 PM 

you should have resigned when you had the time kid, you will be crashed

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 9:34 PM 

excusez me you have done many blunders so far but could you please explain to me the purpose of this stupid move?

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 9:36 PM 

ahhhhh **** aq lol, man seriously, i need to go specsavors, i looked everywhere to see if i could be eaten but never looked at the ****ing right aq, ahhhhhh ffs, plz allow me? happy.gif

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 9:39 PM 

ahhh lol your heartless happy.gif



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 9:45 PM 

checkmate in 2 you are finished

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 9:51 PM 

bro qickly scroll down on the website, can you see my chat..... i wana say 1 thing to you

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 9:51 PM 

you have been clearly better than the previous game, you had a couple of good ideas but you made some crucial blunders and tactical mistakes which costed you the game

of course you were hopeless up to a point when you lost heavy material for nothing in return.



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 9:52 PM 

you can tell me anything you like here, i just left the site

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 9:54 PM 

lol thanks for the game bro, also thanks for giving me feedback, btw whats a blunt???? One moment i made a ****ed up mistake and lost lol, next time i'll make sure to carry out an airborne operation over your capital city and end you once and for all )

Your really good at chess man... or maybe im mega crap, but nahh your good, you massacred me looooooool

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 10:00 PM 

you are welcome

blunder is when you make a move which leads to a tactical disadvantage or a heavy loss of material.

the main theme of your mistake is that you didnt pay attention to your opponents short term and long term threats chess is a game of prediction first and foremost

you went on to put your plan into practice based on a tactical devise which is called battery in order to achieve a checkmate, this might have worked against an unexperienced opponent but what you failed to do is to understand that your opponent had his own plan to counter yours a plan which led to the loss of your queen not to mention the pointless loss of your rooks and other material.

it is crucial before you put a plan into practice to think about your opponents threats, otherwise you fly above the sky thinking of easy victories when your opponent has already devised his own plan which will lead to your own destruction

keep your eyes open, when your opponent makes a move ponder what is his threat? when you are able to answer this question and you make the move which will guarantee that your opponents plans wont work then it is the time to put your plan into practice not earlier

 



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 10:05 PM 

wow man thanks for the advise and good game brother (well for me atleast

LOL i cant think of any mistake you did, i liked how your castle on the right protected anything from coming in and eating your king, my plan was basically to clear a way into your rear eating my way towards your king, your castle and a few things stopped me from doing that happy.gif

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 10:10 PM 

better use the term capture, not eat

your plan was useless, because i had already cleared my path to castle therefore it was only a matter of time before i castle, of course as you very correctly pointed out i castled early in order to avoide further efforts on your behalf to cause me trouble early in the game

i would evaluate however your second plan to form a battery with bishop and queen in order to achieve a checkmate much higher, its timing was proper and my king was very vulnerable for this kind of mate at this moment

you failed clearly because you were overconfident ingoring my threats, you failed also because you made tactical blunders which lead to heavy loss of your material.



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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 10:15 PM 

Exactly brother, but nevertheless thanks for the game, my mind feels refeshened lol happy.gif

If your going now bro take care and goodnight

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 10:15 PM 

it was a good game, take care

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Re: Testecel

October 17 2009, 10:16 PM 

Thanks kumbare

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