Too bad, was a nice car but I crashed it in an accident. Luckily the insurance payed most of it.
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Power is the ultimate afrodisiak (Henry kissinger)
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Re: VW Passat Height: 1.47m
November 10 2009, 9:05 PM
Kallipicos is jealous, he still rides a Donkey to the local dumpsite.
On 12 June 1992, a Greek Mirage F-1C crashed during a dogfight with a Turkish F-16 piloted by Capt. Ilhan Filiz.
On 8 October 1996, a Greek Mirage-2000 piloted by Thanos Grivas shot down a Turkish F-16D with a Magic IR missile.
Just two days after that murder, on 10 October 1996 a Greek Mirage-2000 crashed close to Semadirek island after a dogfight with two Turkish F-16s.
Point of the story is: TUAF saved itself two missiles.
On May 23rd 2006, Two Greek F-16 fighters Scrambeled to intercept two Turkish F-16s that was escorting a Recon aircraft over the southern Aegean, After a short Mock-dogfight the Greek F-16 colided into the Turkish F-16. Turkish Pilot Lieutenant Halil Ibrahim Özdemir Ejected safely while the Greek pilot Lieutenant Konstantinos Kakkavas died instantly.
On December 4th 2007, a Greek F-16C participated in a night exercise in the Sporades archipelago, the pilot Lieutenant Athanasios Batsaras lost orientation thinking he was gaining altitude instead flew his aircraft into the sea. Athanasios Batsaras body was found latter on by a Turkish frigate which responded to the emergency call.
Point of the story is: Greeks don't know how to Fly.
On June 3rd 2003, a Greek F-16 block 30 Piloted by Captain Theodoros Pliatsikas crashed when a Bird was sucked into the air intake causing Engine Failure. Captain Theodoros Pliatsikas however was lucky enough to Eject and survived the incident with minor injury.
On June 4th 2009, a single seater Greek F-16 block 50 crashed in Ioannina after the plane ingested a bird. The pilot managed to eject from the plane with minor injury.
Point of the story is: Birds 2 Greeks -2 F-16s
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Re: VW Passat Height: 1.47m
November 10 2009, 9:16 PM
Sweet car Nutuk. Sorry to hear that it got crashed. VW makes some very durable vehicles.
One of the cars I really like because it drives fabulous and relaxed is the Ford Mustang. I drove 800 kilometers from Chicago to the north of Michigan in one ride without even getting tired while usually I don't like long rides.
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Turkiye Turklerindir (Mustafa Kemal Ataturk)
Power is the ultimate afrodisiak (Henry kissinger)
"Hehe...yea, that's correct. I'm jealous of that VW slow moving donkey..."
I can walk Crawl faster then your Mazda, binboy.
On 12 June 1992, a Greek Mirage F-1C crashed during a dogfight with a Turkish F-16 piloted by Capt. Ilhan Filiz.
On 8 October 1996, a Greek Mirage-2000 piloted by Thanos Grivas shot down a Turkish F-16D with a Magic IR missile.
Just two days after that murder, on 10 October 1996 a Greek Mirage-2000 crashed close to Semadirek island after a dogfight with two Turkish F-16s.
Point of the story is: TUAF saved itself two missiles.
On May 23rd 2006, Two Greek F-16 fighters Scrambeled to intercept two Turkish F-16s that was escorting a Recon aircraft over the southern Aegean, After a short Mock-dogfight the Greek F-16 colided into the Turkish F-16. Turkish Pilot Lieutenant Halil Ibrahim Özdemir Ejected safely while the Greek pilot Lieutenant Konstantinos Kakkavas died instantly.
On December 4th 2007, a Greek F-16C participated in a night exercise in the Sporades archipelago, the pilot Lieutenant Athanasios Batsaras lost orientation thinking he was gaining altitude instead flew his aircraft into the sea. Athanasios Batsaras body was found latter on by a Turkish frigate which responded to the emergency call.
Point of the story is: Greeks don't know how to Fly.
On June 3rd 2003, a Greek F-16 block 30 Piloted by Captain Theodoros Pliatsikas crashed when a Bird was sucked into the air intake causing Engine Failure. Captain Theodoros Pliatsikas however was lucky enough to Eject and survived the incident with minor injury.
On June 4th 2009, a single seater Greek F-16 block 50 crashed in Ioannina after the plane ingested a bird. The pilot managed to eject from the plane with minor injury.
Point of the story is: Birds 2 Greeks -2 F-16s
This message has been edited by Combat_Master on Nov 10, 2009 9:40 PM
I wouldn't even spit on you car that's how worhless it is..
Kalipicos car -
On 12 June 1992, a Greek Mirage F-1C crashed during a dogfight with a Turkish F-16 piloted by Capt. Ilhan Filiz.
On 8 October 1996, a Greek Mirage-2000 piloted by Thanos Grivas shot down a Turkish F-16D with a Magic IR missile.
Just two days after that murder, on 10 October 1996 a Greek Mirage-2000 crashed close to Semadirek island after a dogfight with two Turkish F-16s.
Point of the story is: TUAF saved itself two missiles.
On May 23rd 2006, Two Greek F-16 fighters Scrambeled to intercept two Turkish F-16s that was escorting a Recon aircraft over the southern Aegean, After a short Mock-dogfight the Greek F-16 colided into the Turkish F-16. Turkish Pilot Lieutenant Halil Ibrahim Özdemir Ejected safely while the Greek pilot Lieutenant Konstantinos Kakkavas died instantly.
On December 4th 2007, a Greek F-16C participated in a night exercise in the Sporades archipelago, the pilot Lieutenant Athanasios Batsaras lost orientation thinking he was gaining altitude instead flew his aircraft into the sea. Athanasios Batsaras body was found latter on by a Turkish frigate which responded to the emergency call.
Point of the story is: Greeks don't know how to Fly.
On June 3rd 2003, a Greek F-16 block 30 Piloted by Captain Theodoros Pliatsikas crashed when a Bird was sucked into the air intake causing Engine Failure. Captain Theodoros Pliatsikas however was lucky enough to Eject and survived the incident with minor injury.
On June 4th 2009, a single seater Greek F-16 block 50 crashed in Ioannina after the plane ingested a bird. The pilot managed to eject from the plane with minor injury.
OMFG.. and this very same man was calling Indians rat worshippers and stuff. ROFL!
Maybe you should have had a few rats when you were young son, you look like you could use a bit more protein, you midget! HAHA!
Just to add more to this epic thread, here's a midget joke.
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!"Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him."
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!"The Pope looks at Dopey and asks,
"Do you have a question to ask me, young man?" Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.Dopey asks, "Well, do...
.do they have nuns in Alaska?" The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."
The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?" To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes."
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?" To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska." At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling..."Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin!"
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Tu dhoop hain jham se bikhar
Tu hai nadee o bekhabar
Beh chal kahin ud chal kahin
Dil khush jahan teri toh manzil hai wahin.
Too bad, was a nice car but I crashed it in an accident. Luckily the insurance payed most of it.
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well when you cant see over the steering wheel without the assistance of 2-3 cushions, that does tend to happen...lol
Re Nutsak, get your sorry ass into the gym...your love handles are big enough to use one paraplegic ramps....lol...
This message has been edited by Thermopylai on Nov 12, 2009 11:59 AM
The Passat is a great car, the car in that pic has really small wheels but. Get some 17's or 18's at least
"Racing cars which have been converted for road use never really work. Its like making a hardcore adult film, and then editing it so that it can be shown in British hotels. You'll just end up with a sort of half hour close up of some blokes sweaty face." Jeremy Clarkson
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Re: VW Passat Height: 1.47m
November 12 2009, 12:44 PM
"in real life i will make you all look like a fu[king midget"
Well at-least you have your height going for you
On 12 June 1992, a Greek Mirage F-1C crashed during a dogfight with a Turkish F-16 piloted by Capt. Ilhan Filiz.
On 8 October 1996, a Greek Mirage-2000 piloted by Thanos Grivas shot down a Turkish F-16D with a Magic IR missile.
Just two days after that murder, on 10 October 1996 a Greek Mirage-2000 crashed close to Semadirek island after a dogfight with two Turkish F-16s.
Point of the story is: TUAF saved itself two missiles.
On May 23rd 2006, Two Greek F-16 fighters Scrambeled to intercept two Turkish F-16s that was escorting a Recon aircraft over the southern Aegean, After a short Mock-dogfight the Greek F-16 colided into the Turkish F-16. Turkish Pilot Lieutenant Halil Ibrahim Özdemir Ejected safely while the Greek pilot Lieutenant Konstantinos Kakkavas died instantly.
On December 4th 2007, a Greek F-16C participated in a night exercise in the Sporades archipelago, the pilot Lieutenant Athanasios Batsaras lost orientation thinking he was gaining altitude instead flew his aircraft into the sea. Athanasios Batsaras body was found latter on by a Turkish frigate which responded to the emergency call.
Point of the story is: Greeks don't know how to Fly.
On June 3rd 2003, a Greek F-16 block 30 Piloted by Captain Theodoros Pliatsikas crashed when a Bird was sucked into the air intake causing Engine Failure. Captain Theodoros Pliatsikas however was lucky enough to Eject and survived the incident with minor injury.
On June 4th 2009, a single seater Greek F-16 block 50 crashed in Ioannina after the plane ingested a bird. The pilot managed to eject from the plane with minor injury.
Too bad, was a nice car but I crashed it in an accident. Luckily the insurance payed most of it.
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stivk with a car you can reach the pedals...
here you go...
ps the store in the mall is next to the one you buy your clothes..
Judging from the height of the car, apparently Nutuk is approximately 1.70 tall which is pretty avarage and nothing to be mocked...
Talking about avarage sizes; a new european survey has revealed that Greek man have the smallest peckers...worldwide, they are being followed by Indians!...that explains that Lurkalot guy above lurking around in the G&T forum, backing up his brothers in fate ...a problem shared is a problem halved after all...in their case, literally! roflmao
"Judging from the height of the car, apparently Nutuk is approximately 1.70 tall which is pretty avarage and nothing to be mocked... "
1,70 my foot! The average skull length of a short round-skull male like Nutuk is around 18-20cm. If you look at the photo his chin reaches the level of the car roof. Just add 1,47m + 19cm = 1,66 cm. This the average height of Mediterranean-type females. This means if nutuk would wear a wig on and shaves his legs you can easily mistaken his sorry arse for a Spanish lolita.
"Talking about avarage sizes; a new european survey has revealed that Greek man have the smallest peckers...worldwide, they are being followed by Indians!...that explains that Lurkalot guy above lurking around in the G&T forum, backing up his brothers in fate ...a problem shared is a problem halved after all...in their case, literally! roflmao"
How would the peckers of Greek men be visible to you? I will tell you what is visible, the size of Turkish women's butt. Your women have those HUGE arses, everybody talks about.
"Judging from the height of the car, apparently Nutuk is approximately 1.70 tall which is pretty avarage and nothing to be mocked... "
1,70 my foot! The average skull length of a short round-skull male like Nutuk is around 18-20cm. If you look at the photo his chin reaches the level of the car roof. Just add 1,47m + 19cm = 1,66 cm. This the average height of Mediterranean-type females. This means if nutuk would wear a wig on and shaves his legs you can easily mistaken his sorry arse for a Spanish lolita.
"Talking about avarage sizes; a new european survey has revealed that Greek man have the smallest peckers...worldwide, they are being followed by Indians!...that explains that Lurkalot guy above lurking around in the G&T forum, backing up his brothers in fate ...a problem shared is a problem halved after all...in their case, literally! roflmao"
How would the peckers of Greek men be visible to you? I will tell you what is visible, the size of Turkish women's butt. Your women have those HUGE arses, everybody talks about.
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Nutuk is so short that if he was to fall of a cliff he would actually die of starvation before hitting the ground...
LOL morons what is to make fun of 1.69m, when the latest survey shows that Gayreeks are the shortest in Europe? LOL
Why don't you imbeciles post your own photos and let's see what you've got! Then we can all see whether you have the "right" to make fun of Nutuk or not... Oh, but I'm sure you will all prefer to "talk" like our Kurdo cu ntandanus who said that he has 1.85 m height, same body composition as Kanuni, ha? LOL
LMAO, Jason even assuming what you said is true, have you heard the Turkish saying that starts with "Allah blessed also the camel with height, but..."? LOL
a new european survey has revealed that Greek man have the smallest peckers...worldwide, they are being followed by Indians!...that explains that Lurkalot guy above lurking around in the G&T forum, backing up his brothers in fate ...a problem shared is a problem halved after all...in their case, literally! roflmao
Can I ask you why you are trawling the interwebz looking for penis size charts? No really, FAG FAGGITY FAG!
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Tu dhoop hain jham se bikhar
Tu hai nadee o bekhabar
Beh chal kahin ud chal kahin
Dil khush jahan teri toh manzil hai wahin.
Well, Wootness...since you REALLY wonder; I recently took a dump at a girls place...she had some magazines lying around in the toilette and instead of reading from toothpaste tubes, make-up bottles etc. I grabbed one of those People Magazines...while reading through it, I found that survey which not only made me laugh over the petite size of Greek peckers but also boosted my very own ego since apparently I am far better hung than the highest ranking French avarage...atleast since I last measured it as a late-teen
Thereafter I took her out for dinner to a Greek restaurant where you can eat the best genuine Turkish food, served by little men with little peckers...
Haha, its a song from the movie Taare zameen par. Its in hindi, so kinda similar to persian.
Roughly translated it means -
You're sunshine, scatter/spread everywhere
You're like a river, meandering its course without caring for anything
You're free to flow, free to fly wherever it is you like,
Where your heart is happiest, that where your destiny lies.
bi/be khar=whitout dick?
haha, its a movie about a 12 year old kid who suffers from ADD. If they put that in it would be slightly disturbing lol..
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Tu dhoop hain jham se bikhar
Tu hai nadee o bekhabar
Beh chal kahin ud chal kahin
Dil khush jahan teri toh manzil hai wahin.
Whats the matter kangaroo, no good unis to attend in that deserted land of yours? or are you one those college drop-outs, walking up and down the Oxford street in Sydney?
not every four-eyed nerd is supposed to be a genius, you know
""""Its in hindi, so kinda similar to persian."""""""
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Ummmmmm, that's because those are Persian words you Indians adapted when the Mughals were in power.
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"A drowning man is not troubled by rain" Persian Proverb
"You should not be afraid of the ideology but of the determination and will of the men behind it"
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Re: VW Passat Height: 1.47m
November 17 2009, 6:29 PM
honetsly kalli look like bulgarian gypsie with dark and hairy skin ...
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Re: VW Passat Height: 1.47m
November 18 2009, 1:11 AM
"I am sure so Jason... Like any internet warrior / badass, you can kick each of our ass. lol [linked image]"
Ummmmmm, that's because those are Persian words you Indians adapted when the Mughals were in power.
LOL, spoken like a true convert! Are you forgetting your fireworshipping roots before the mughals force converted all of you?
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Tu dhoop hain jham se bikhar
Tu hai nadee o bekhabar
Beh chal kahin ud chal kahin
Dil khush jahan teri toh manzil hai wahin.
Whats the matter kangaroo, no good unis to attend in that deserted land of yours? or are you one those college drop-outs, walking up and down the Oxford street in Sydney?
i never had the pleasure of "going top 3 Uni" so i cant be a genius...i unfortunately went to a top 100...poor little ol me.....
you know Oxford Street? well a a fudge packing fukwad like you would...its were all the fags hang out...you been to Sydney have you? bahaha...
so how much do you charge for tricks butter ball? Being in the finance sphere, i want to make sure your being compensated at premium rates for your talents...you know opportunity cost and all that.....
Remember your ass will soon sag and your butterball youthful looks will go, & you will be just another slapper around town...