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Turkish study: Fat man better in bed

April 10 2012 at 5:56 AM
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TURKEY In a new study of sexual behavior, scientists have concluded definitively that fat men are better in bed.

In an extensive scientific study done at Erciyes University in Kayseri, Turkey, it was determined that fat men last longer in bed, while lean gym jocks are prone to premature ejaculation and impotence.

According to the study, men with excess body fat develop more female sex hormones that influence their sexual performance. Men with high fat levels were found to have higher levels of the female sex hormone oestradiol, which disrupts the chemical balance in their body, making them last longer during sex.

One four hundred pound man, Savio Bari lasted six hours before climaxing. His wife, Mariska Bari, reportedly enjoyed the sex, but she later died from complications of a crushed ribcage.

The surveys results found fat men could last an average of 7.3 minutes during love-making, while their skinnier counterparts only lasted 1.3 minutes. Male politicians only lasted 0.9 minutes.

Researchers spent a year recording the body mass index (BMI) of more than 500 patients referred for specialist treatment. They compared these results with 500 other male patients who lasted longer during sex.
Results concluded that the men needing treatment for premature ejaculation had lower BMI scores, meaning they were fitter. We found that premature ejaculators were leaner, the report stated. Men who go to the gym a lot look good, but they are terrible in bed.

Women in Chicago and Los Angeles confirmed the results of the study. In anecdotal reports, women who dated men that frequented Muscle Beach in Venice, California were unsatisfied with their sexual partner. Todd has great abs and pecs, but hes done before I get my skirt off, said Cindy Barker of Santa Monica. Women who hung out with men that frequented Dunkin Donuts were much more satisfied. Joshua had five double-chocolate donuts and he was going for five hours!, said Maura Macon of Evanston, Illinois.

The scientists in Turkey were not surprised. If men would just stop going to the gym and eat more junk food, they would have happier and healthier sex lives.

The problem is that women are not typically attracted to obese men. But scientists in Turkey have come up with a solution: We recommend that women have sex with the lights off and fantasize about fitter men. We also recommend that they get steel reinforced beds.

Its not clear yet if obese women are better in bed than fitter women. Scientists are still looking for male volunteers to have sex with morbidly obese women. If interested, contact WWN and we will put you in touch with the Turkish scientists. Its not over until the fat lady screams.
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April 10 2012, 5:59 AM 

Greeks do the same studies but with man on man.

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April 10 2012, 5:59 AM 

OWNAGE CONTINUES

64 percent of Turkish people "inactive"
09 April 2012 Monday

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Akdag advised Turkish people to move more, eat a balanced diet and refrain from alcohol and cigarettes.

Turkeys Health Minister Recep Akda announced on Sunday that Turkish people have been putting on weight in the last few years because of more sedentary lifestyles and less participation in regular sporting activity.



Turkish people have been gaining weight in the last few years. 64 per cent of the Turkish people are inactive and not doing any exercise, said Akda during his meeting with the health care personnel professionals in Konyas Mevlana Cultural Center.


Paying a visit to Konya to join in a series of meetings as part of health week, being celebrated between April 7-13, Akda advised Turkish people to move more, eat a balanced diet and refrain from alcohol and cigarettes.

According to a report recently released by Turkeys Family and Social Policy Ministry, 64 percent of Turkish citizens do not move enough, only moving when they need to and that people are using vehicles more instead of walking.

The report also says that people prefer to use elevators rather than stairs.

This is extremely strange for a community whose ancestors used to walk kilometers, said Minister Akda.

Commenting on the importance of a healthy diet, Akda said that no one can determine another persons diet, saying, The individual needs to decide what food they consume. Akda advised people to pay close attention to four issues in order to guarantee a healthy lifestyle.

According to Akda, the first one is to try and avoid getting fat. If you are putting on weight, do your best to lose it, and to do that one needs to be careful not to overeat and move more, said Akda.

In order not to eat too much, you should not sit down to eat if you are not hungry. Moreover, you should stop before you feel full. Each time you are sitting down to a meal, make sure some portion of your stomach remains empty and chew food well. Following these strategies, we might start to head in the right direction, Akda said.

The second problem is watching too much television and spending time with PCs. Our children also are wasting too much time in front of computers, which is in huge threat to our health, said Akda. In addition, people need to avoid the two most harmful aspects of all: cigarettes and alcohol. However, consumption of alcohol across Turkey is lower than in Europe. Turkey consumes one fifth of what Europe consumes; however, we [Turkish people] still need to be much more conscientious.
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April 10 2012, 6:02 AM 

FUTURE OF THE TURKS

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April 10 2012, 6:07 AM 

At least in Greece we losing weight again because of the crisis [linked image]

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April 10 2012, 6:11 AM 

Food starved Greeks make phantasies about fat man .... they last longer in bed! [linked image]


Crete you naughty crisis hit hungry Grik



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April 10 2012, 7:01 AM 

Another Stupidity from Crete ...he just copy paste the news without checking if it is actually real ...

it is not ... [linked image]

it is a blog news archive ...written by who knows who ...and mocking around with stupid news by added stupid comments ...

who would copy paste it ? ...surely no one but Crete ...


on the other hand the second one he posted about 64 percent not being active is true ...

however that research doesnt say they are OBESE ...Obesity is different than being Overweight ...or having some extra KG's on your belly ... do not get this wrong ...

some of that 64 percent perhaps use too much Physical strength during work ...basically cannot move their fingers after work ...

yeah of course find some fat guy's picture and post it ... what a great way to create fake news Crete ...expected from a dodgy greek ...just like the ones that rob your country and then create fake claims to rob you more ...[linked image]

on the other hand ...surely all the greeks look like those soldiers you have posted ... sure ...sure sure ...


wasnt greeks the fattest European nation ? i remember reading something like that

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April 10 2012, 12:27 PM 

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Posted Apr 10, 2012 5:56 AM


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April 10 2012, 12:36 PM 

Apparantly Cretin wants a fat saucage, he's out of batteries

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April 10 2012, 1:50 PM 

I doubt it don't fat guys have small penises?

 
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April 10 2012, 2:03 PM 

just give hime some sucuk lol.


 
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April 10 2012, 2:24 PM 

The scientists in Turkey were not surprised. If men would just stop going to the gym and eat more junk food, they would have happier and healthier sex lives.

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