My JB demand!!!

Mr. Byrne, you have stated that your new project is a "dream project" for you, but I've decided that I'm more interested in you working on MY "dream project," Black Goliath, or as he is now called, Giant-Man II.

Since there is a very small chance (1 in 6,350,833,190 as of 14:14 EST, Feb. 27, 2004-http://www.census.gov)that I am actually the most important person on earth, I demand that it be done.

If it turns out that I'm not the most important person on earth (although unlikely), there is a 1 in 292,681,742 chance that I'm the most important person in the good ol' US of A, and that should be enough to get this project off the ground. If you do a good job, I promise to buy 2 copies.

So, when can I expect issue #1 to hit the comic shops?

Its a good thing we have global warming, all those people need someplace to live!

Bill

"The only artists I have ever known, who are personally delightful, are bad artists. Good artists exist simply in what they make, and consequently are perfectly uninteresting in what they are."--Lord Henry Wotton
The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde