I was looking for a dedicated car site and came across this pishy one. Integra Type Rs are shit. I myself am a powerful car owner, I own a mini metro convertible with an engine conversion making it a 2 litre monster so put that in your exhaust and smoke it. i dont condone street racing but i will race u on a deserted quarter mile strip to show you how piss poor your motors are.
If you ask me you are running scared i've laid a challenge on the line and you are not willing to accept. Probably because you know you will get smoked along with all the other suckers who are mistaken in thinking my car has poor performance.
You dont have to look far to find a garden shed, just look out at your "Twinnies" with the exact same wheels and exact same stickers and badges. I bet you do nothing but sit in and read about Integras all day. HOW SAD ARE THE PAIR OF YOU?
Thats me back from my exotic beach holiday you'll be glad to know. And what a time i had it was tremendous, metro convertible heaven and the best bit about it; there was not an integra to be found.
I've challanged you and your wheely bin to a race and you have crapped yer pants. You name the place and time and my unmodified integra will cream your squib.
What are you doing on Sunday the 14th of December at about half past 9. If you are ready to be humiliated? Meet in the Safeway car park at the Bridgewater shopping centre in Erskine. I'll just look for the shittiest car there and i'l know you are the next victim on the ever growing humiliation list
Safeway carpark? Is that where you hang with your 'crew'? Man you is 'wicked'. Will you be cruising round the car park with your 'skank bitches'? Listening to 'tunes'?
You is cool!
Let us know when your balls have dropped and you can get your race then. Wouldn't want you to get injured and miss your maths class on Monday morning.
Fair enough Gregory, but i think you'll find if you went to school and wasn't such a fuck up you would know that it is you are cool and not you is cool you illiterate bastard. And another point if you didnt want to listen to "tunes" as you put it why do you have a stereo in your car.
I just come on to see when i can race you sad sacks to prove once and for all that your cars are pish, but it does not seem as if you want to go one on one with the great one seen how you have declined my challenge
Who is this twat..not one of I've got a fster car than you arsehole...you've been telling everyone else to get a life..where is yours...do ya spend all day on this site waiting to be a twat or is it like your made up car...
OHH WELL DONE MIKE!, FUCK YOU AS WELL. YOU JUST CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT SOME ONE MIGHT HAVE A FASTER CAR THAN YOURS, OH AND BY THE WAY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A CAR OR ARE YOU JUST IN THE INTEGRA TYPE Shit WANNABE DRIVERS CLUB.
FUCK OFF. Once you can make a valid point or maybe even a sentence that makes sense then I suggest you can put your views on the site, but until then stop slevering all over your keyboard.
How long will this mini metro cabriolet actually last. Who actually considers buying one in the first place. Never mind trying to modify it with a set of spanners he got from his gran at christmas. Im a huge fan of the Integra for its ability and cant wait to get the opportunity to own such a fine handling sports coupe. I wish this no man would leave the enthusiasts forum and make a new one for mini metro owners, im sure there they can discuss what keeps going wrong with their cars.
thanks for your input, and by the way i gave my gran a loan of my spanners because shes jus bought an integra type r and wanted to tweak the performance of the car, she rates it highly, by the way she has jus started a new job as a MILKLADY and that is wot she delivers the milk in, probably because the handling is good that she won't spill any milk.
I wouldnt race your mini thingy,even if you paid me 1000 pounds. You would of needed it anyway after your engine blowing up in 2nd gear.I have you now Honda is the highest company in sales,and also they are one of the best cars that are on the market.So do your self a favour mate if you wanna keep comming on this site get a Honda first and then a life.
P.S if you go out tonight with your little mini metro bisycle,i sudjest you call the rescue line to be on stand by to pick you up,so you dont have to get tired pushing it home.
i mean, yeah, i own an integra but that doesn't mean i have also acquired some sort of tendency to hate and belittle innocent car enthusiasts whose chosen make of car is not the same as my own.
you say we waste our time 'sitting around reading about integras' or some such wording. well may i suggest that you are wasting *your* time (just think you could be devoting hours to researching... what was it? minis???) instead by posting your inflated egotistical opinion for people who have no interest in you or your views.
it frustrates me that people can be so petty about makes of cars... obviously everyone thinks what *they* have is best, otherwise, of course, one would not have it.
if people choose to get from 'a' to 'b' by feet, mini, bicycle, honda, toyota, ferrari, or learjet then i say we should leave them to their own devices and not be so bloody opinionated!
mini motherfucker. buys a car whose ratio of length to the average car also mirrors the length of something else.
I suggest you find an alternative site (if there are any for metro owners). We know how good the Type R is because we've got one- have you ever been in one, or is your constant slagging simply jealousy? Seems a bit odd to spend so much of your time on something you dislike.
Anyway, had a great trip to Wales the other day and had fun blasting around with a Mini Cooper S and a Focus RS.
Hi there, GET IT ROUND YE'S, hi there fiona dont start your shite, your cars are actually shite, i hate the look of them they are honestly the worst looking cars ive ever seen, and yes i have driven one chance is iv driven the cars of the people who made this site so get that round the pair of ye. i would not thank you if you gave me the keys to one, infact i would make my mate drive it straight to the scrappy so i wouldnt be seen it. They are about as well made as a wheely bin and the bin has more features and power. Any one who describes me as sad and immature and say i have nothing better to do with my time will thank me when they eventually see sense and get rid of there shit excuse for a car.
This next bit is for RIK AND HIS SON: FUCK THE PAIR OF YOU.
DAVID LOW ON TOUR AND WILL NEVER BE SILENCED!!!!!!!!!!!
DAVID LOW TOURING YOUR SCHEMES 2004!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAVID DICKHEAD,YOU REALLY SHOULDNT BE RUDE TO A WOMAN,SECONDLY IF YOUR SO HARD THEN TRY ME YOU PRICK!!!IF I EVER SEE YOU I SWEAR I WILL PUT YOU IN HOSPITAL AND TRUST ME MATE YOU WONT HAVE JUST ME TO DEAL WITH,IM SURE MOST OF THE MEMBERS ON THIS SITE WILL JOIN IN AND BURN THAT TOTAL PILE OF DOG SHIT YOU CALL A CAR,NOW JUST PISS OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE
oh i bet hes is absolutly shittin himself now u fucking tit.The only thing that you could batter is a fish supper.The only thing i would be burning is that shit car you want to drive about in every day,you bunch of sad fucks.
This is 4 fiona, driving is a mans hobbie get back in the kitchen and clean the dishes and make yourself useful.
HEY JOHN DUDE,DO YOU HAVE A LIFE OR DO YOU JUST SIT AROUND PLAYING WITH YOUR MAGGET WHILST SAYING ( ohhh i love reliant robins and beefy metros ),ARE YOU OVER 10 YEARS OLD,JUST CURIOUS AS YOU SEEM TO ACT LIKE A NIPPER.AND IF YOU HAVE GOT ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT FIONA THEN SAY IT TO ME YOU PUBE.
To a Mr LOW.. you have publicly stated that you have driven my car.
"iv driven the cars of the people who made this site so get that round the pair of ye".. a quote from your message
I am the owner of this website and can say you havnt driven my car or the other integra.
So why are you telling the public you have driven our cars. I do not mind you slagging us off..I find it (a bit like your metro) funny and amusing but I do not like you lying to this forum about things you havnt done.
So Mr Low...do not use us as an excuse to try and slag off some of our web readers, feel free to contribute to the site, but dont make things up
David Crawford
Site Owner. (and real integra driver)
Hi Mr Low..yes I know who exactly has driven my car...Do you let anyone drive yours? I am particular who drives mine. So why have you told everyone that you have driven mine? I'm curious to know
Dave
whos talking about my integra ?????????????????????????????lol ps davie up at crail on sunday quarter mile in 14.3 secs weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hehe
7 quid to enter grounds and 15 quid to put on track its good fun the best bit if u get a good day is the drive up a group of us in all jap cars went up zig zaging in and out of each other up the m8 i raced a cossie on the way back managed to keep up with it but i wat seriously quick my gprs road angel was clocking 151 mph weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe you lot have been taken in by this guy that has hijacked your forum just to get a rise out of you!!!
I couldnt care less if his metro could do a 1/4 mile quicker than my teg (if he even has one), if that was the case I'd get a faster car.
Paul Kennedy,i agree with you on that one about Honda's being the best technology etc...this mini metro guy does need help.I think he needs help everynight pushing he's mini home.
Do you keep spare tools in the back of your boot?How many times a day to you tighten your door's from falling off?Or do did you screw them in and climb through the window?
What's the matter Mr Low?You can't face the truth?If you had a car that could beat me or even a Honda that's nicer looking then mine you would have the right to say something but while you driving that rust bucket you can't get over our Type.R's.Have yourself a nice day drive safely dont want you chasing your wheels in the road.Is there a junk yard near by?:)
I have noticed you never answered David Crawford's question, about telling lies that you have driven his car. You have kept quiet about this one. So why dont you tell us. If you you havn't driven the owner of this websites Integra, why did you say you have?
Hey Mr Low.Someone asked you a question bout you driving Davids integra....
By the way the metro isnt that bad my dad has one for he's work put's tools and stuff in it.But i managed to get 120 km/h out of it.I thaught to spin the wheels in first gear and the bloody gear box broke and the worse bit is the wheels didnt spin hehehehehehehe.But it's ok for using for a job like a builder and stuff...Be cool... :)
DAVID SLOW erm low sorry you rusty old metslow can bearly beast the bin man on his round i have a 680bhp 1800cc turbo integra non type r mate ive pulled 11 sec quaters its the fastest front wheel driver doing and no little piece of shitty tat from the 1980s is going to us shit about the car that god would own if he was here you inbred ulgy homosexual shitty slow car driving wank poping bubble of a twat so "stick that in your exhaust pipe and smoke it" you twat ill stick you and your whole wanky car in my exhaust pipe 2litre big wow! my dad has a twin turbo 2.6 and a friend has a 3 litre twin turbo and they can even think about keeping up wi me
My car is lighter faster sexier cooler comfier better sounding than your old shonky rust bucket could ever hope to be you ignorant wanker the only race you ever won was a race with your mum to the fucking gay safeway hang out with you faggot arse shagging gay boy gang of metro bummers shit for brains!
Yeah man that's what im talking about 680 BHP now that's a real rocket dude...dont listen to slow or low whatever he's called all he's cars good for is to load it with potatoes and watermellons in the summer and going for a spin on the beach and sell he might actuall pull a bird not from he's car but by giving her a free watermelon hahahaha.So Mr David low..dont mess with Honda's cause they're outta ya class dude...Honda is so GOOD they even made song's bout it.Anyway Martin..stay cool man nice one.