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World's Oldest Cartoon Boob Sculpture?

May 14 2009 at 8:28 AM

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Every time my girlfriend sees a photo of someone's carving of a mermaid or 'cheezy chick', etc; she gives me this very unplesant speech about cartoon boobs. The fact that it's not my carving seems to be irrelevant. I have learned to ignore the speech but will have to get a new girlfriend before competing in Angie's Cheesy Chick Challenge...

Now archaeologists in Germany have unearthed a 35,000 year old ivory sculpture of a woman with, you guessed it, Cartoon Boobs! Thank Gods I now have proof that chainsaw carvers are not the cause of this phenomenon.

Here's a link to the article about "the oldest known piece of figurative sculpture in the world." Click on the photo to see more views.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090513/ap_on_sc/eu_germany_oldest_sculpture


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Re: World's Oldest Cartoon Boob Sculpture?

May 15 2009, 1:51 PM 

Yeah Butch ...

That was in the paper here last week and I got all excited I can tell you.
It wasn't made with a chainsaw though.
Aint life grand !!
Let your girlfriend know that if she covets red nipples (because really she is envious you know) that colorstay lipstick works best. Lasts about 5 days even with regular showers.
Take care ...

 
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