There is a semi-successful playwright who has a play about Mountain Park. In it, she claims she and her parents thought it was an "elite boarding academy" and were sending her to some little Eton or some shit because they were from Britain and didn't know any better or some shit. LOL. And people from NY ate this shit up.
OK newsflash people, I kept my head down and none of you remember me. I WANTED to stay there because it was 1000x better than living with my family, I laugh at your complaints.
Meanwhile, you may not know me, but I watched you. And the playwright made me laugh because LET'S GET REAL:
If you were at Mountain Park:
You were out of control.
You were under performing in school.
You were a slut/whore/harlot/cocksucker
You were a total bitch
You were completely fucking retarded
You were violent
Your dad was afraid of you, and P.S., you were stupid
You lacked future time orientation
NOT reasons you were at Mountain Park:
You were a genius
You were misunderstood
Your parents were aristocrats who wanted you to have a great education LULZ
ACCEPT THAT YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET IN LIFE
STOP SMOKING CRACK
STOP BEING A LOSER BECAUSE BAAAAWWWWW