I heard that Chad died in a car accident and the bands "management" held a contest for the best Chad look alike. but what the contestants didn't really know that it was all an elaborate scheme to find someone to replace the real Chad so that the millions and millions of fans wouldn't be crushed by his untimely death and commit suicide themselves.


The guy posing as Chad now is an imposter named Newton Hoenniker. Kelly formerly of Kolera started a steriod regimen to lower her voice the half octave it took to match the original chad's voice and is the real voice on the new C.D. they also plan to have her hide behind Marshall's wall of bass cabinets and sing live at their shows.

hahahaha
brilliant!

NO! My cover was blown! Dont worry, I wont have to hide behind Marshall's mighty wall of mud for long. When I finish up my testosterone and hormone therapy, I will be as big and ugly as Chad and fit to sing for the top nu-metal band in Germany. Uh oh! Time for my Chad poses coaching lesson!

You already are, kelly. you already are.

troooooooo dat

I think that Adena WOULD make the BEST Chad impersonator. She's manly, has no talent, and likes chicks as much as chad does. (although she probably has more sex with girls than chad does)

put that in your pipe and smoke it.much like the picture of chad with that goof ball grin

I would pay to see her perform.
not choad,

Dear Chad-

More girls probably DO want to make love to my hott bod than yours. I can't help it if girls like me. I mean HELL. I'm a sweet peice of ass.

As a matter of fact, judging by past incidents, your latest ex will probably be macking on me soon as well. Seeing as Aimee wants me (I want aimee too), and seeing as Carolyn left you for chasing her around the house and beating her in a drug induced rage, then she'll probably be wanting some hott Adena action.

What can I say? Girls want me because I'm hot and cool, two things you are not. Also, regarding me being manly, just because I could beat the shit out of you doesn't make me THAT manly.

I mean Chad. Who COULDN'T beat the shit out of you?

SMILE!

CHAD WILL NEVER WIN

Adena. I want to fork you. Actually I just want to spoon. Well wait... how about sporks...yeah, like in high school cafeterias cuz like.. I'm way too cheap for good silverware...

Once I replace Chad in Holiday, I doubt I'll have time to keep stealing his girlfriends.

But for YOU Aimee, I'll make an exception. *wink wink*

*pelvic thrust*

the thought of aimee and adena together make me hard. maybe just kinda hard.
no wait, it makes me sick, the thought of those two dyke'n it out just makes me think of a some indie film where two wastes of space find themselves dyke'n it out because no man in their right mind would do them, and they had no choice due to their crack addiction, or something.

you know what makes me hard?


the thought of all those poles you smoked while you were on X chad.


i bet you can deepthroat a stallion

just so noone gets confused
(*in my most condecending voice)

I have never had sex w/ a guy.
or fellatio, whathave you.

I did x a few times (to most ravers) *(like 20)

that is my past. I'm not proud of it, but, I will NEVER regret it.



I think that anyone who dogs on someone else is just trying to cover up all of their skeletons in their closet. The focus on someone else because it allows them to de-focus on themselves.

and another thing, I have never told anyone about myself. I had a dirty little X who turned around and everything that I told her in confidence she put on a webboard.

Correct me if I'm wrong...but, isn't she the immoral one?

and Adena. you are a nothing. you never will be anything, as long as you act like a 17 y/o high schooler. I know you made the web page. Aimee told me. It's sad that I have to put everyone on the spot like they have done something wrong. But, do you realize that when you belittle someone on here, that you may or may not actually have a problematic output on their life? The people that we talk about on here think it's cute and funny. But, if I remember correctly at one point or another this stupid board has actually brought people to blows (at least come close)


see, it's not whether or not anyone is intellegent enough to take this with a grain of salt, it's whether or not you have a grain of compassion or understanding that some people don't see this as a vehicle for expressing blind opinion. They think this is your opinion, and they take you seriously.

you did type those words, right?

Chad

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

the old sadiya boards back at it again.

hahahaha
you all suck.

One minute it's all a big funny joke and the next it's a huge life-altering debacle, eh Chad?

Am I confused? Is it the Borg?

I don't know what to tell you really. I'm winging it. The BIGGEST thing for you to consider here, when you talk about me out of nowhere, is the fact that we do not know each other. I'm not talking in the psychological or philophical sense. I'm talking about the fact WE HAVE NEVER MET.

I wouldn't be able to recognize you for hookers, booze, money, whatever. Not even for a piece of one of your battered ex-girlfriends' asses. You're an enigma. A faceless webboard personality. Thus I don't care about you, your band, you love life, your drug habits, your sexual orientation, or your future.

But YOU on the other hand, DO care about all those things when it comes to ME. You seem to have convinced yourself we know one another..

And it's sad. And weird.

BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER MET, CHAD!

So jeez. My god. Please. If for nothing else than to not look like some insane web stalker, fuck off. You don't know who I am, what I act like, what I'm doing, or even if this is really me! You don't know a damn thing!

You have to take into consideration here that no one on the sadiya webboard is your friend. Your only friends are you and your alternate web personas, and that's not cute or endearing. Again, it's creepy and weird. I apologize if the lazarus machine website offended you, but I didn't make it. It's was a joint effort. It took many familiar names to create the art that is-

THE LAZARUS MACHINE IS A HOLIDAY FOR CHILDREN OF ALL AGES !

http://www.freewebs.com/lazarus_machine_rox

Sorry for.. hurting your feelings? Sorry that girls want my bod? Sorry if the thought of girls is a turn off to you? ... sorry we're not ravers on x throwing wauchula sausage parties?

You can reply and reply and reply, and I'll do the same. This is shits and giggles. This is fun for all ages. It's nothing personal because...

I DON'T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON'T KNOW ME! The internet is indeed quite a grapevine though, isn't it?

let me tell you something.
you are not the martyr you are making yourself out to be. Yourself AND aimee do everything in your power to convince yourselves...

a. I batter my girlfriends? yeah right. if you ask aimee and she is sober, she'll tell you I treat my girlfriends like gold. That's why she and I talk again, because I AM A NICE GUY.

b. I am some wacked out drug addict who does x. no. I was NEVER the one who said "lets roll this weekend" Matter of fact anyone who knows me, knows my nickname for the shit, it's called "raver crack".

c. I am a talentless, go nowhere, artist who has no redeeming qualities. You obviously don't know me.

d. that I'm truly effected by YOU. no. I just feel that you talk about me, because I'm an easy target. I put myself out there. Because of AIMEE everyone (thinks) they know me, because obviously "If Aimee says it, who better knows it than her, why would she lie?"

BECAUSE, she is insecure and I've called her out on her fuckups. But, she feels because I'm not jesus I have no right to say "hey, you really messed up". But, you know what, if you ever truly loved someone, whether you broke up, lost touch, or just hated eachother; deep down inside, you want the best for them, and you hate to see them screw up.

well, you TWO have had your fun.

I just felt, ADENA, that it was time I called you out for being just as much a part of this BULLSHIT as she was.

I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, you started it.

you know what?

I hate to say it, but, in the reality of things, noone I have EVER met that knows you two have ANYTHING nice to say about you.

Kharma is a bitch. It will bite you. hard.

sad actually.

and you are funny, and noone respects what you do, so why do it?

really ask yourself that.

if you believe in the 3 fold rule, you will know, that this isn't good for you. but, hey, I don't care. it's your life. you live yours, I'll live mine.

jeez..so serious.
Chad

OHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My heart!!! My soulllllll!!!!! OUCH!!!!

You really got me there Chad. I feel like so much less of a human being for fighting back with you.

Because WOW. You sure got to me. I'm just DYING because Chad Carr thinks I'm a bad person.

:( that's me. crying. because I give a damn, right?

You need to get the fuck over yourself. The fact of the matter is YOU DON'T KNOW ME and I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THE LOSER GUYS YOU HANG OUT WIH, do x with, suck off. whatever, who cares. OH NO! YOUR FRIENDS DON'T LIKE ME! NOOOOO! I should just up and die because (!) CHAD DOESN'T LIKE ME! AND NIETHER DO HIS SUPER COOL BOYFRIENDS!!!

I don't like you either. Don't start shit with me if you don't want me to write back. Sorry if this is a big ordeal in Chad-world, the land of constant raves and drug usage. If you're hurting so bad inside then my god, GO AWAY! Do it for yourself!

If you open your eyes, learn to read, concentrate on the possibility that NO ONE CARES ABOUT you, you'll noticed that here, on this weboard, you are disliked. Not because we hate white people or nu metal, but because of the fact you're a complete dumbass.

I'll say this again to make sure I'm getting through to you-

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! I'VE NEVER MET YOU OR YOUR BAND. I mean jesus, sorry that I'm not posting the usual "Chad likes boys" or whatever else. YOU wanted to start in with me because YOU assumed I was involved in the other thread shit talking you. You are once again displaying the attributes of a dumbass by making assumptions. Now you've made yet another enemy, someone who just plain doesn't care if what she says to you is hurtful.. because JESUS, YOU brought me into the homoerotic drama that is the life of Chad.

Wanna keep this going? IM me then. XXXBulbasaur420. We'll see what you have to say for yourself and who's all broken-hearted over being made fun of. We'll see who's so insecure about being called gay or a druggie or an abusive boyfriend.

Don't drag me into shit if you don't like the things being said. I have heard SO much more gossip about you. And no Chad, it's not from Aimee :(

Sorry but the extent of your lack of friends reaches far beyond Aimee and Carolyn. I don't give a damn if it hurts your feelings either. Don't pretend you know me if you don't want me doing to same thing back..

Awwwwww :( Poor Chad. Just SMILE! It's O-fucking-K!

AWW! And thanks for calling me funny, Chad! I guess I AM pretty damn funny.

such a sweet little boy!!!!!!!

hi.

just wanted my name in here somewhere.

figured it would make me popular and cool to be hangin with the cool kids.

bye.

Joy.

:*)

Now THIS is what the sadiya board should be all about.

chad.
you seem to think you can bring my name into every post you make as some kind of comparison. I'm sick of your lies about: rubys, the internet, music, the drugs, sobriety, etc.

You deserve what Adena says, and people respect it, and her, because she is being objectional. Your only purpose in life is self destruction and of those around you. You just 'smoked out' Friday night. I know about your's and Carolyn's XTC involvement in the past month. All I do is smoke cigs, it honestly doesn't matter to me what drugs you, I, or anyone does. I tried the SXE thing, and failed. Now, I'm trying to stay FOCUSED. FOCUS. I don't have time for it. But, if you want to do heroin, whatever, go sing for Thursday, yeah, as long as you can still function properly, it's your perogative. (stellar speller)

chad, don't AIM mee (hehe) don't call my brother EVER. Don't contact anyone that knows me. I wish not so many people knew we were EVER together. Otherwise I'd say that never happened either. BUBYE!


and matt, stop talking shit about me. You don't know me, neither does Dave, you have no right to say the things either of you have. It looks really weak, lame, and is the sign of a h8r.


grapevine grapevine

aimee and chad were perfect for each other and in a sense they still are: lots of message board entertainment

:(

Maybe we are good entertainment, but I was VERY unhappy and depressed with chad. I was always putting myself in compromising situations like that.

I'm happy I am finally with someone that treats me like gold. No one ever has and I think I deserve it.

Hey Aimee.

you asked for it
I don't do drugs. Yes, I smoked out. So what.
Carolyn did x, so I left her you dumb bitch. much the reason I couldn't take you...because it was always "I want to smoke chad" (like 24-7).

and because you didn't want me to tell.

here it goes. The National recording artist "anberlin" has a member named JOEY. Apparently Aimee has not turned her bandwhorish ways around. She's fucking him now. OR AS SHE SAYS "HERE'S MY NEW BOYFRIEND".


I didn't bring anything onto this webboard anybody hasn't brought me. Sad to see that when the kitchen gets hot all the roaches scatter.


HA you brought this on yourself...it's retribution time.

HEY Aimee, I know lots of secrets about you..

WHO OUT THERE WANTS TO KNOW???
just ask...or better yet. Aimee open your cunt ass mouth again. Yeah, I'm pissed, when I saw you a coupla days ago, I tried to bury the hatchet, but, apparently your need for popularity (on a webboard is important)
takes precident.

And Adena, I don't know you, but, falling into this hole with Queen Can't Spell isn't going to do anybody any good. Careful, I remember when you two first "met" she hated you, and she was the one who started the "bull-dyke" shit. Think about it. She is insecure and tries to convince everyone that what she does behind your back was someone else. If you ever had any doubts if she said or did something behind your back. She probably did. She has no backbone, and won't say "fuck yeah I said that" she just goes "it wasn't me"

I on the other hand will say I said it, but, appologize like a man.

So, I'm sorry if I said anything out of anger that was incorrect.

Peace
GUCCIBUCCIBITCH
(you had your last chance, and I'm going to hang out with your brother this week shitface.) He's a responsible man, you sucking your mom's tit still.

CUNT
CHad

(strange how she makes all of us {men} hate her)

Alright. To end this, minus my sly insults and admirable wit:

Chad, I see we've reached an agreement. We have never met. If you don't make comments about me I won't make comments about me. Realistically, we probably WILL both continue making comments, but the best thing to do would be limit them to anonymous derrogatory remarks. It's the way of the board.

Regarding Aimee, she and I have a noticeable love-hate relationship. We're either alright friends or wanting to see one another die. Everyone knows I started in with her first, by writing her haikus suggesting she promptly commit suicide. She gave me my cherished nickname, Poser Emo Bulldyke. The memories.

I'm sure she shit talks me now and then. We all talk about one another. I don't care because I like when people justify me acting like an asshole.

Tis' the way of the board. And I DO love webboard drama.

I can't really say I apologize for anything I've said, but I can say I won't be directly insulting again unless provoked.

Alright. The End. It's you vs. Aimee and the many anonymous writers now.

some kissing and making up??
on the web boards???!!!

well butter me up and call me BILLY VENUS!!!!!11

Æ
æ
&yrmom;

chad : good. I hate you too! I always have! Don't pretend like my brother likes you either, he thinks you're an embarrassment.

I'm a drama queen

I date slutty groupies

Every relationship I've ever had has been forced out of despravity.

I like to pretend to be more mature and knowlegeable than every girl that crosses my path that doesn't fall for my manipulative bullshit.

oh yeah, MY COCK IS STILL HUGE.

performancefleez: alright
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jkndrkn: http://www.gaytoys.us/images/Grenade_Butt_Plug%20WP.gif BUY ME THIS PLZZZZ
jkndrkn: do you love me? are you in the mood?
performancefleez: who is this?
jkndrkn: mr chimp
jkndrkn: hm! i wonder what my profile says! hm!
performancefleez: i dont know mr chimp
jkndrkn: actually im more of a msssss
jkndrkn: the MR was just a TYPO
performancefleez: where are you from
jkndrkn: r u hott?
performancefleez: yes
jkndrkn: how hott?
performancefleez: super hott
jkndrkn: i am hott toooo! <3
performancefleez: awesome
performancefleez: send me a pic
jkndrkn wants to directly connect.
performancefleez is now directly connected.
jkndrkn:
jkndrkn: WOW IM HOTT!!!
jkndrkn:
jkndrkn:
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performancefleez: hey talk to you later
performancefleez direct connection is closed.
jkndrkn: but i loove you derrick!
Previous message was not received by performancefleez because of error: User performancefleez is not available.

Ah, dish it but, you can't take it?

eh, drama queen can't spell good?

:)

I'm not getting on here and saying "hey, my band is great"

I'm saying "hey, what your saying is lies."

Noone may respect me on this webboard, but, I don't care. What I'm saying is that NOONE RESPECTS YOU EITHER.

The post of Matt and Dave needs to stop picking on me pretty much says it all.

I have some respect for Adena, just because she speaks with an ounce of sincerity. You just post because you aren't getting enough attention.

and the last time I checked, people where saying things about me. I don't just come on this board and start slandering people out of the blue, and I don't post anonymously. Others do that because they know that if someone says anything derrogatory, they can just blame it on me. When if you look at my history, I haven't done that in a LONG TIME.

What is your man number up to now Aimee?
Lets see, I was like #4...you are up to like 67 or 68 by now?

hahahaha,

Now I see why you guys like this so much, it's fun.
I just disregard what Aimee says, and bash her.

it's easy.
God I feel like a tool for the past 2 months of posts.
I just didn't see it. Guess I'm just too old for this fandangled ENTER NET. (sorry reading aimee's post made me partially illiterate.)

I love this board now.
Aimee it's your turn to get it.
And this time, it's only from one guy.

me, and this time you can't video tape it and put it on the net.

(sp) eisen mein shizten kompf

ok, I'm done for now.

Did I mention every post is about aimee?
Did I mention I'm going to reply to every thread on this board in hopes to get one person to like me?


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chad
just to let you know
that post was really lame


on a lighter note

sorry about your dad. :(

"and matt, stop talking shit about me. You don't know me, neither does Dave, you have no right to say the things either of you have.
It looks really weak, lame, and is the sign of a h8r."


OK. I hate you. I don't talk shit about you but I don't like you. If someone asks how I feel about you I tell them I don't like you. I do have the right to say this,

1. because I don't like you
2. because I've interacted with you in real life (nodda web board)
3. because you suck

So you suck and I don't like you. and don't try to drag me in the middle of this bullshit with you and Chad. You're both looking pretty dumb in front of everyone who reads this.

bye bye

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

How 3rd grade.
You say you don't shit talk and then go ahead and do it on this board? Quite hypocritical. You have had no contact in real life with me in a year +. So don't say you fucking know me.

In conclusion,
*we don't know each other
*and you don't like me.

au revoir

who is the most lame
bush
moe
aimee
or chad


rock the vote.

Moe.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Moe has my vote too.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Moe is lamer than aimee and chad!

that was lame...

your mother is a lame bitch.

No one cares

you're butt stinks and i do care about that.

no

YOU ARE BUTT STINKS

and you care about it?
don't touch my toushee!

Oh Ima touch it aight. Oh yeah.

triple digits!!

just when I think I know who I'm bashing
dingus ruins it all.

Sorry SIR but can't no one stop the DINGster!

dingaling
dingleberry

oh so much can be done for your name. that's cool.

wait, i want to hear more!

i love this soap opera!

give me some more juicy details!

but, maybe we should change the webboard to "days of our pathetic lives" so we don't pollute the Sadiya webboard anymore. Not that there is anything decent being posted about the band...but out of politeness n stuffs.

nah
fuck this board.