to begin the night we would reunite the members of malakeye to start off the evening. Then we would have those lovely little boys of moosejarw play their little punk rock thing. Next bring on dieversion (with heath on drums and holton on turntables). Now to top off the nite, bring on Sadiya with everyone on stage except for Russ, who will be brought out via wheelchair wearing his ultra metrosexual womens tank top on. xXxGaycorexXx all the way.

Jenny ~o_0~
(863)867-5309

what about shf?

that's some funny shit!


yo.

SHF sucks. period. what are you doing?
trying to be new wave? trying to be indie? I know more about indie than everyone, and i think that it's all played out. you aren't original, your parents probably did it like that when they were your age. like 30 or something.

vegan all the way
xxx all the way

Is it just me, or does that sound like someone we know *cough cough chad couch*..

Someone's a trouble starter..

SHF isnt trying to do anything.
its just a bunch of riffs slapped together with silly lyrics slapped on top.
a generous helping of primal cock energy helped flesh it out.

the concept of the band was this:
have fun and rock out

maybe someone is a little sore about our holiday tribute song

PS shfatvfdc fucking rocks

metrosexual is the new trend. so highlight your hair, put on your russ jovin womens tank top and watch lots and lots of queer eye for hte strait guy, while listening to house music.

Just to let certain people egh hem...(smokers cough)know...

I was just informed about the comment on this page, and A. it wasn't me. B. I like SHF.
(I just don't want any bad blood between the bands, that's why I'm even posting)

Matter of fact, I thought the song "System of a Holiday Machine" was so cool, my band was talking about covering it..

I especially love the "grab a chollo and a big truck..." part...that's fucking classic, and to hear my words immortalized by another band (whether in jest or whatnot is great)...you guys rock.

I'm not vegan..I'm not xxx...I like to smoke, drink, and fuck.

Thanks though.
FTB

BTW...MANOWAR IS THE SHIZNITS and if you ain't a part of COCKMENANCE THAN YOU AIN'T SHIT...you're just an emo whiny bastard whining about your life on LIVEJOURNAL.

PEACE OUT YA'll

awwwwwBLAH. You never even went to a SHF show. Don't cover that song. Make your own!

aww.. GROUP HUG!!

You are right.

I haven't been to a show.
I DID hear the song.

And because of recording, we haven't gotten around to writing a whole lot of songs. And we haven't written any songs about local bands that we hate/adore/whathave you.

But, hey...maybe one day we will. Who knows.

Thanks,
Chad

Oh, that explains it.
Well.. You're still a boob.

guess every chance to talk about you or your band is a good one!

Hmm..

well. Man Of War DOES rock and so does Cock Menace. And so does SHF.

There is still a chance for Chad to see SHF at Russ Fest. Be there or be square.

I wonder who posted that comment.. it wasn't me.

uh huh! in january?! tubular tube socks
moosejawrrrrr

I've missed a hole lot. so why pick on ross

GIVE ME THE SCOOP!

We dont know any ross. Maybe you should devote some time to finding out where the U on your keyboard is.
If you found it, then maybe you would be able to spell the name that sends shivers of pleasure into the hearts and groins of teenage girls and boys alike all over the world.

Russ.

His name hisses out between the teeth like a lover's caress, beckoning you to reciprocate with a hearty dry-humping.

Russ.

And his festival on January 3rd?

Russ Fest.

Yesssssssss.

It is going to be at the downtown VFW at 3.30 pm so we can still get the quarter beer special (aka the early bird).

why russ? becuase his tricked out wheelchair on dubs is just the coolest. thats why

what about from here on out or awdw?

no awdw or from here on out cause some short hairy porto reekan guy was in those bands and the guys who were in those bands dont like short, hairy porto reekans.
lol