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REJOICE!
July 4 2003 at 5:10 PM kelly-kolera-vox
WORD IS THAT CHAD WAS KICKED OUT OF THE LAZARUS MACHINE
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Anonymous
Re: REJOICE!
July 4 2003, 5:56 PM
AWESOME HE IS A FATSO
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Anonymous
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July 4 2003, 5:57 PM
About fucking time
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kellie-kolera-box
stop the presses.
July 5 2003, 3:17 PM
oh, big freakin news.
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kelly-kolera-vox
Re: REJOICE!
July 5 2003, 7:50 PM
I JUST WANT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF BIG POMPOUS THING CHAD HAS TO SAY NOW
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phallic pentagrams
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July 6 2003, 2:17 AM
He's probably not going to say anything you idiot...
but.....
would you like to see my BIG POMPOUS THING?!?!?!??!
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Dr.
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July 6 2003, 5:37 AM
naw
he's too busy shooting heroin into his eyelids
so this means marshall isn't a turtlehead pokin oot chad's buttho anymore?
how sad.....
hehehehehehehehehehehehheheheheheheheh
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spleef
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July 6 2003, 10:54 PM
monkeygoosebirdcats
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llnl
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July 7 2003, 12:29 AM
i'm gonna miss the big goon
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kelly-kolera-vox
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July 7 2003, 3:26 PM
NOW THEY JUST NEED TO KICK OUT MARSHALL AND CLIFF
AND THEN WRITE NEW SONGS
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Fucking People
July 7 2003, 8:08 PM
Have any of you even HEARD The Lazarus Machine lately? Like at all? And I don't mean their CD, I mean their live show. They are about 1,000 times the band they were a year ago. They've revamped all of their songs an they're actually pretty damned good now, even Chad (I won't commment on the whole Chad situation as it's not my place). Give them a chance and you may be surprised.
-A
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K
Re: Fucking People
July 7 2003, 8:48 PM
ADAM? IS THAT YOU? OR IS IT ALDO? I SAW THEM PERFORM AND NO ONE WAS ALL THAT MOVED THE ONLY PERSON WORTH SEEING IS THE DRUMMER
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guccibuccis
what!
July 7 2003, 10:48 PM
they suck pretty bad. besides the drummer. every individual in the band needs to become more expansive musically. ESPECIALLY by means of going their own ways!
they eat it...
i'd rather watch kelly's chicken dance than hear them play again.
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gb
Re: what!
July 7 2003, 10:50 PM
I really don't forsee aldo or adam caring about this post, or this board...
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K
Re: Re: what!
July 7 2003, 11:07 PM
I AM TALKING ABOUT THAT OLD HOLIDAY ADAM NOT THE HARDCORE HAIRDRESSER
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Ad
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July 7 2003, 11:47 PM
I don't forsee ANYONE caring about this. ANYONE. Not me, not you, not ANYONE!
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K
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July 8 2003, 1:56 PM
I CARE!
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guccibuccis
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July 8 2003, 11:26 PM
chad says lazurua mach ine is still together!!
http://www.freewebs.com/lazurus_machine_rox LIVES
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chad
OOH!
July 9 2003, 6:03 PM
wow, I was kicked out of the band...werd, I didn't even know...too busy recording our new stuff.
nit wits.
you guys, I love you all, even the stupid ones.
chad
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kelly-kolera-vox
Re: OOH!
July 9 2003, 7:09 PM
Alright good. I was worried.
For a minute there I thought we had lost our number one laughing stock band.
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Chad
Laughing all the way to the bank...
July 9 2003, 7:42 PM
Yes, I'm in a band, and yes "you" laugh at it, and I ask you to keep laughing, because it's funny how a little band from a little town is getting big exposure...just type in "the lazarus machine" into google or something...we are all over the place. A German Radio station is playing some of our songs on a country-wide radio station. We had a BIG management company right up a contract for us to review, and we are working on our 3rd CD. Yeah, I laugh about it everyday.
I am out of Sebring, away from the bullshit, we going on tour, everyone seems to like us that listen to us, we haven't had the misfortune of being booed. It's all good. (but, it could all fail, or fall, I'm sure) but, still...life is umm...how was it described for me?
ah, yes...PARADISE.
Chad
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Anonymous
Re: Laughing all the way to the bank...
July 9 2003, 8:47 PM
yes but you are still fat and ugly. and just because some people have bad taste in music doesn't mean that the fine folks of the sadiya webboard do. we will always hate your nu metal garbage. go write something orginal. and smile. it's all o fucking k.
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guccibuccis
Re: Re: Laughing all the way to the bank...
July 10 2003, 12:26 AM
chad,
don't say weezer started the emo movement, and don't tell me any of your relationships are anything more than superficial. there's always going to be someone better than you out there ready to criticize. and if you are an ego you will crash and burn.
a
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Anonymous
Re: Re: Re: Laughing all the way to the bank...
July 10 2003, 12:17 PM
the germans love David Hasselhoff too, and John Tesh.
good company to keep
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kelly-kolera-vox
Re: REJOICE!
July 10 2003, 1:40 PM
chad will never fail to keep us amused.
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Anonymous
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July 10 2003, 5:40 PM
I am not amused by chad.
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a muse
ment
July 10 2003, 8:42 PM
I enjoy...
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Chad
Re: ment
July 11 2003, 11:35 PM
wow, original? what's original?
emo?
screamo?
sappycore?
deathrapraggaemetal?
whatever.
ask any emokid, and he will tell you weezer started the emo-vement...
you should know aimee, your emo now. dating the lead singer of anberlin (or so you say) fucking isn't dating aimee.
get real. he cares more about his band than he ever will for you.
and if you think our band is garbage. good, because it just shows that you follow what all your little spin doctoring friends believe.
here's a blade of grass for the cows.
honestly, does anyone think I really give a shit?
no
]
Chad
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guccibuccis
Re: Re: ment
July 12 2003, 2:31 AM
take some criticism chad!! It's fucking constructive not trying to hurt you! leave joey out of this he is my angel.
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guccibuccis
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July 12 2003, 3:31 AM
just wanted to reiterate that he is my angel angel angel damnit! I am making him the happiest boy in the world and I work hard at it...reallyreallyreally i do and all that mushy stuff...and who the fuck is anberlin?
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gb
Re: REJOICE!
July 12 2003, 11:19 AM
anything is better than nu-metal
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Anonymous
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July 12 2003, 11:44 AM
Chad, if you didn't care you wouldn't respond. but you do care because you're an approval seeker. you hate the fact that you are hated and it's funny because you keep responding to every derrogatory remark as though one day we'll all be convinced you're more than a whiny little bitch in a shitty band. the style of music the lazurus machine plays doesn't make you guys suck. not being able to sing, writing shitty generic songs, and being assholes makes you suck. playing nu metal is bad but playing what the lazurus machine plays is worse. so stop bitching about the label because the label isn't why everyone hates you. you're hated because you're telentless yet remain self-absorbed. no matter who tells you you're cool, no matter who you play with, people on the sadiya webboard will not stop making fun of you.
PS: everyone likes kyle though.
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Chad
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July 12 2003, 2:02 PM
actually, you are stupid.
your view is stupid
you really don't know why you "hate" me.
I know why. because you follow, and it's not cool to like chad.
even IF you came to a show, and liked what you heard, true, it's not the fly by night fads that you listen to, such as the "THE" bands, or "EMO" or "HARDCORE" or whatever you have deemed to be cool for the day, or better yet (what your friends on this silly webboard deem cool for the day) it's just like being in middle school.
I really DON'T care, I really could care less if any of you die. I'm not defending me or my band, because I don't need your approval. But, this is a discussion, and since you all "hate" me so much, and can't stop talking about me, I feel I should add some kind of response.
because if I truly sucked that bad, or you hated me that bad, you would just not talk about me.
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GB
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July 12 2003, 10:50 PM
we would talk about you.
we would tear you to pieces.
anything is better than nu metal.
and everything.
Nu Metal is a disgrace to the word metal.
It wasn't me that posted the above anonymous response, since you think I attack you left and right. Plus, I can't write such truths..........I'm leaving it to them to finish you off.....I don't know enough about ANY "scene" to combat what you have just said, which seemed pretty fucking COCKY.
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Chad
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July 12 2003, 10:54 PM
I HAVE A HUGE COCK!!!
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Anonymous
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July 13 2003, 1:20 AM
No, that's just the huge warts growing off of it.
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Anonymous
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July 13 2003, 10:15 AM
actually chad I know why you are hated and I'll explain it to you. you are hated because you're an arrogant little bitch with nothing to be arrogant about. you're the type of guy who plays in a band because you want to be on mtv or the cover of rolling stone, another jonathan davis or fred durst. someone who's really too ugly and whiny to do much of anything. you're hated because it's fun and humorous for everyone to hate you. no matter why we tell you you suck you try to defend yourself, even though deep down inside something tells me you know you're a talentless fuck with no future beyond constantly justifying your course in life, like kids in high school who don't want to admit they come from a poor family so they claim to have a rich uncle somewhere and go into the military to excape working construction. you're not going anywhere. everyone on this boards knows the future of your musical career and life. we're all a bit too friendly to not spread the gossip and hating you unites a lot of people. it's common ground. and may I repeat it's fun. you chad are hated because you deserve to be hated, for being a complete fratboy asshole, making a fool of yourself on a daily basis on stage or on the internet, and talking shit to make yourself feel better. nobody likes that. perhaps you shouldn't have messed with sadiya to be begin with if it's so painful for everyone to hate you and consider you nothing beyond a joke.
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smelly-kelly
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July 13 2003, 2:37 PM
CHAD WILL NEVER WIN
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Chad
REJOICE!
July 13 2003, 3:32 PM
now, I'm going to tell you why you are a retard.
1. when have I EVER claimed to be the best, or for that matter when have I ever said I'm better than anyone. (telling someone that they are ignorant is NEVER EVER self boasting)
2. who are you? do you have any talents? well then if you do, say "I'm (insert credible name here) and I am a performer, artist, etc... and I think that you should quit while you are ahead. (INSTEAD "YOU" are the arrogant one, telling ME, that I'm a talentless fuck, and that I should kill myself.) doesn't sound like you are a true critic, it sounds like you are JEALOUS, or that you just cave in too much to your friends, and don't want to look like a fool.
3. There are like 3 or 4 people dissing me on this webboard. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS? I'll tell you, NOONE. You are still in Sebring probably, trying to figure out what you think you should do with your life.I have my family, I finished my degree, I'm in a fairly popular band, I have my own residence, I have a decent girl that I'm seeing, and my friends love me. They are all real. (that was my only self defining statement that I will make, sorry)
I'm just saying if you don't like the music, fine. But, I wouldn't call us nu-metal, because that's not where all of our influences lie. Yes, I loved Korn, Limp Bizkit, System, and Deftones...I don't remember too many people that now listen to Norma Jean, Living Sacrifice, PTW, FATA, Glassjaw and etc... That ever said that they didn't like at least ONE of those bands at one time.
Yes, I would like to be successful at doing this. Yes, I would like to make money at this. MTV? no. MTV2 yes...Much music? yes...whatever. Because I want to make music for the rest of my life. I want to have a studio and I want to work on new music, and work with some of the greats in the industry.
You really don't know me. You just say things about me so that you'll look witty.
well, here's your applause, you look witty. But, I really don't care. I just don't want some random person jumping on this board, and saying "hey, I guess this guy sucks because all these people say so"
trust me, group mentality is alive and well...
just look at this board, if you want to post shit about me, then you fell for it too. or should I say "tool".
I'm done.
there is a difference between self preservation, and self defense.
Chad
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jd
Re: REJOICE!
July 13 2003, 6:01 PM
Are you really done now? Only time will tell.
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Anonymous
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July 13 2003, 6:49 PM
chad
even if you did get a record deal and become successful, and it could happen i mean shit someone was stupid enough to sign Dry Kill Logic. all it would do is open you up to thousands and thousnads of more people who would hate your music. If i were you i would RUN far away from the music industry
you're far too fragile a flower for such a harsh mistress.
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guccibuccis
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July 13 2003, 7:16 PM
you know what I find funny chad?
to every response you give, we could just keep posting the same shit over and over to retort with... and you'd still be a dick...
you're fighting with a rocket scientest, a doorknob...shut up
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guccibuccis
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July 13 2003, 7:55 PM
True, that someone without these talents has no right to criticize, but considering that 90% of people on this board CAN attribute their abilities to some musical talent, they have right to be a critic without following what other's hear about you. You just can't take da heat.
I totally agree with the jon davis statement...Didn't you once try telling me your cousin is Billy Joe Armstrong of Greenday? haha
"I I I I I I I I".....You'll be back in Sebring soon enough. No you won't, there are quite a large number of genius that live in small towns such as Sebring. Sebring isn't the problem, it's your cocky attitude. Tell the groupie girlfriend of yours to quit giving you head under the computer table as you type. also stop posting when you're smoked out. You are disrespecting a whole generation of new and old music by what you have said. Influences are one thing, but making original music and broadening horizons is another.
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Chad
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July 13 2003, 9:42 PM
But, I DO work in construction! and Billy Joe is my lay man....hehe...layman. And I do have a huge cock!
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Chad
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July 13 2003, 10:44 PM
okay, I take all that back, I'm arguing with one person.
I'm laughing as I post, always.
your posts are hollow, and lame.
call me a rockstar, call me what you will, I'm trying to acheive a dream. and you are sitting worrying about a webboard.
I post here for entertainment. not out of necessity.
god, this is fun.
chad
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jd
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July 13 2003, 11:13 PM
I guess I was wrong chad.
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guccibuccis
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July 13 2003, 11:47 PM
applauds!
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Anonymous
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July 14 2003, 11:00 AM
chads not having fun any more.
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jd
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July 17 2003, 3:29 PM
werd to your mother
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