We need the duck of luck, jo
Q disaster movie../.
Sirens! Help! Abbers wants our blood, "blood in the streets in the town of aberdeen, blood stains the roof stains the palm trees of venice..." and so on....Mister Morrison...Under seige, Police come to protect us...from the banging on windows, and the constant, "can I just speak with pete for two seconds"...My reply, "no sorry he's unconcious"..."yeah but can I just speak to him for two seconds"...???????????....Hmmm,
So i went and hid. Poor Gemma shambles was scared out of her witts..."no one stand near the windows!...so where d'ya stand then jo?..does he know we're in a bus?....And suddenly...the horror!!! there it was!!! on the table lookin' right up at me, a banana skin with pete's name on it that i'd written some days before...it goes like this:
i wrote all the babyshambles players name's on a buch of banana's. The day before i ate one of them with Pat's name on it, and that night Pat shambles went all odd on us and fell down like jelly and no one could understand why...and now, there i was, lookin' down at the banana skin, i saw it had pete's name on it. This can't be so I thought, Before I'd scoffed it everything was fine but now he's laying unconcious after fainting and fallin' down the bus stairs. was this some sort of VOODOO unfolding before me....have i lost us loads a money and alot of fans, well if so then it was just out of my control...
Previously: (before the announcement)
all in the bus having a frantic meetin'
..."So, what are we gonna say? Abbers ain't the place for people to go quietly...."let's put him on stage and see if he comes to when he hears the music"........more desperate idea's come and go and it becomes clear that the show's off and jesus is the only one willing to get up there, so please don't give him a hard time, otherwise you'd've been left waiting until gord knows when?.......Me n Pat go to watch a mirical and get ready to whip guitars off stage....jesus walks up and there's a cheer, like he's goin' to announce the band at last....Jesus: "Pete's fallen down the stairs! Bla bla bla Shows off, Crowd - NOT BELIEVING FOR A SECOND)..."fuck u!!!..." JESUS...."no fuck u" (CROWD - rain of bottles and jesus runs for his life,
To all concerned: The duck of luck is back and Pete is now ok and playin tonight
Abber's is a fine place and will be back...xxxxxxxx
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