*Lays outside on the grass watching the clouds move across the sky and finding the funny shapes that they make.*

Tears at the grass winding around her ankles What the hell is going on?!

grins Just fucking around and goofing off!

stands up and steps away from the area she was laying down at incase the grass decides to attack her again Why don't you fuck around and goof off somewhere elese then? Or would you rather torture innocent sunbathers?

Sunbathing? grins On top of the astronomy tower there's more privacy if you don't want tan lines.

glares over at the blonde haired boy I'd rather keep my clothes on so I wouldn't give peeping tom's a good show.

shrugs I'm sure they'd have seen better! ducks

*looks at the boy trying to figure out why he's ducking and decides to kick him instead* You're such the kindest person I've ever met.

winces You're not! That hurt!

Good, that's what was supposed to happen. pushes her hair out of her face

I was always told not to hit girls, but... smacks her with the back of his hand and laughs I never respected my elders, either.

holds the place where he hit her at glaring at him I pity the person that marries you.

grins Why? Because she'll be envied by all?

If she looks at you the wrong way. You would probably attack her.

shrugs She wouldn't look at me the wrong way! I'm too good looking.

wonders how someone can be so arrogant Right. I'm sure they would. After all blonde hair is the sexiest hair color ever.

looks her over You're blonde. Or were you too blonde to notice?

I know I'm blonde. I just find you a bit arrogant about your looks. It's rather sad and egotistical of you.

shrugs So you don't think I'm good looking?

I think you're attractive but when you opened your mouth you suddenly became a turn off instead of a turn on.

jaw drops in silent shock I always thought Ravenclaws were smart, but that was a stupid thing you just said...

rolls her eyes Right whatever you say oh might Slytherin.

Most people think so. smirks At least my house isn't filthy and infested with vermin.

I think we have a different definition of vermin. Some of the people in your House are quite hidious.

shrugs Yeah, but they're at least purebloods.

It must be from the in breeding then.

pales We're not inbreeders!

Well it isn't like there's millions of purebloods around are there? So I'm sure there is in breeding. What else could be the reason the some of the Slytherin stupidity and ugliness then in breeding?

Ugly people get love too sometimes. We have the Imperious curse and potions to get it to happen.

That's quite a sad way to get someone to marry you.

Marry? Hell no, you knock 'em up that way and then they have to marry you!

looks repulsed That's wrong and disturbing!

shrugs How do you think my parents got married?

decides to keep her comments to herself and change the subject It's a nice day out.

laughs I was kidding! Have you seen my father? He looks like me, he wouldn't need the imperious curse!

looks at the boy and wonders Hopefully there isn't another one as arrogant as you?

smiles conceitedly You protest too much. I think you fancy me.

I think not. glares at him I find you rather annoying.

So? Plenty of people are annoyed with the ones they fancy. smirks That's why divorce is so popular.

says rather sarcastically I'm so in love with you. Will you marry me and sweep me off my feet already?

grins If you'll sign a prenuptual agreement. Have to protect my assets.

Oh, I'll sign them if I can read them first.

grins The jist of it would be that I'd keep everything in the event of a divorce.

I would like to reap some benefits.

shrugs THe glory of carrying the name Malfoy wouldn't be enough for you?

I would like something along with the glory of the name Malfoy.

Like what? shrugs I have a bigger than average penis, is that what you meant?

I wasn't talking about your penis. I was talking about sharing the wealth.

Hell no! My ancestors earned that money!

And I need some benefits from those "hard working" ancestors!!

smirks Tell you what, produce five male heirs for me and maybe I'll have you entitled to... pauses to think Five percent?

You do realize that it's your sperm that decides what the sex it is going to be and for that I think I should get 45%.

Because it's my sperm that does all the work you shouldn't get so much! Ten percent tops. And the ability to revoke the money if you remarried.

Well I have to carry the baby for 9 months!!

It's supposed to be a beautiful priveledge!

I think of it more as a burden then a priveledge.

shrugs How? You get chubby, but a potion can help that. You get a nanny to take care of the screaming thing and it'll look to you more as a generous aunt or uncle than a disiplinarian as it gets older because the house elves do the dirty work.

But still there's the carrying it around and it exiting into this horrible world around us.

shrugs It can't be that bad! We're all born to a pregnant woman, I think the pain is grossly exaggerated.

How would you know? Have you ever pushed something the size of a mellon through a small hole?

shrugs They'd be loosened up first by me!

Not loosened enough!

sneers proudly Obviously you haven't seen it!

And I don't plan on it anytime soon.

laughs I doubt I'll ever get married. I think marriage is a fate worse than death.

Mumbles under her breath The woman that marries you would probably die anyways.

Actually, I happen to be a sensitive guy, if you're saying that I'd kill my wife.

You don't seem like a sensitive guy. More along the lines of jerk then sensitive.

Yet you're talking incessantly to me giving me the impression that you like me more than you're willing to admit.

When did I show any signs of liking you? I show more signs of being annoyed.

shrugs You said yourself I'm goodlooking.

You are good lucking but your mouth is a turnoff.

looks nonplusses What can I say? Nobody's perfect! Around here I'm about the closest anyone will get.

Rolls her eyes Right and I am a dragon.

shrugs The breath was a dead giveaway. grins

*Glares at him feeling her rage and bites her tongue.*

smirks seeing her anger Whats the matter? I could scorgify your mouth for you, if you'd like?