*There's no game going on in the quiditch stadium, but Lee Jordan sits their, broom beside him, watching the feild*. He seems to be thinking very hard about something.

*watches from behind using a growth charm on Lee's dreaslocks making them wind around his neck and tighten*

*Recognizing Engorgo*, *Lee quickly casts the counter curse*, and his lovely locks are restored. Who's there? He stands.

sneers Jordon! Shouldn't you have graduated last year or did they fail you? I bet hanging around those Weasel twins would've dumbed anyone down.

(Wait, is this forum set for Harry's 6th year, or his 7th? I thought if it were sixth year, Lee would be in seventh, but that may just be me.) As a matter of fact, Malfoy, I'm better on the books than you are on the quitdich feild. It's a good thing too, or I'd be a squib.

(sixth year, I just assumed Jordon was in the twins year. my bad )

scowls Loud Jordan, not even good enough to play Quidditch yet talks about it. They only let you commentate to keep you from sitting near anyone.

Hah! I'm the anouncer because I know what I'm talking about, which is better than I can say for you. They only let you be seeker 'cause you're too small to foul anyone, and you had to be on the team, 'cause your dad bought the team new brooms.

scowls Leave my family out of this Jordan! You're a commentator because spectators ALWAYS know better than the athletes! sarcastically They know how to play the game better yet you never see them picking up a broom unless it's metophorically. sneers Wanking, in other words.

Snickers I've heard you're an expert in that department, Malfoy.

sneers I have a girlfriend who seems pleased to do the task for me!

What's the matter, Malfoy? Heard something you didn't like?

Anytime I hear your voice Jordan, I hear something I don't like.

That's 'cause I don't sit there and let you talk to me anyway you want. What're you doing out here anyway?

scowls I'm a Prefect! I should be asking you that! I think... smiles happily I think Gryffindor should lose points for this, you're cheekiness. Ten points!

Scrunches eyebrows So, let me get this straight, you can hex me, and if I talk back to you Gryffindor looses points? Wow, what a wonderful system.

smirks That's exactly what I think! Don't you wish you'd be smart enough to be a prefect?

It's not a matter of intellegence, Malfoy. I just enjoyed my stay here a little too much.

smirks Are you gay, Jordan?

Let me ask you a question, Malfoy. Are you daft, or do you just not understand me when I'm talking to you? I'm not bloody gay, but I am starting to wonder what my foot would look like if I used it to kick your ass.

I'm not convinced. You seem to have an obsession with my ass.

Is that an invitation, Malfoy? Gives a false wink I'm flattured, but I'm afraid I'm not interested.

Believe me if I were into blokes I'd have better taste than that. sneers As I said, I have a girlfriend.

So you consistantly claim. crosses arms scruntinizing. My only question is, what woman in her right mind would date you?

smirks Professor Lupin's daughter, believe it or not.

Eyebrow Is she blind?

scowls No, but she's good looking! Haven't seen you with a girl except striking out with Johnson.

That's right. Lee spits I don't have a girlfriend. I don't need the ego boost.

laughs More like you get turned down! We see it every year with Angelina.

Lee blushes violently. Not like you've had a perfect dating reccord, Ferret. I've seen the mugs on the last few girls. I think I'd rather be single.

Can you do better without resorting to easy mudbloods like Granger? sneers Bit of advice, don't go with a girl with big teeth, then again I'd rather have my dick bitten off than in filth like her.

Hermione Granger? What would you want with a nice girl like her? You're into ugly girls. Which brings me to Lupin's daughter. What would you want from her? I know you hate Lupin, so what's the deal?

Granger is ugly, her hair looks like something a homeless house elf would nest in!

You act like you haven't even seen Pansy Parkinson.

shrugs Pansy's cute, she's lost a lot of points since she started doing Goyle though.

My God, did you have to tell me that? Ae, that's one of those mental images I just don't need.

Think how I feel, now I really have to wonder what all the noises were coming from him and Crabbe every night.

Oh, lord, no! That's the last thing I need coming back to haunt me. nevertheless stores this one away to come back in his most terrible nightmares

shivers Couple of puffs.

That's just crazy. They look like clones and everything... Ea, that's awful.

Yeah, be like watching a fat guy fucking his reflection.

Lee winced. Egh... That makes Goyle and Pansy look pleasant.

Not much, Pansy uses teeth. sneers I was a virgin before Michele, but I did other things.

Michele? Is that Lupin's daughter's name?

nods Yeah, you know her?

No, but you did say you were dating her.

She's the cuter Slytherin girl in our year. The others are kind of dull really, except Elektra, she's cool too.

Haven't had time to notice. He wonders how this conversation became so civil so quickly.

shrugs Of course, none of them would go for you. Not even Bullstrode.

He smiles as things go back to normal

I wouldn't know. I don't go around looking for that kind of trouble.

sneers Not many would. She's almost as round as she is tall!

One'd be likely to pull a few muscles with a girl like that.

smirks Pulling a muscle is the idea you're hoping for Jordan. You a virgin or something?

He snarls Maybe I am, but at least I'm not a slut, Ferret.

shrugs Better a slut than a virgin man. Bit of advice, the dreadlocks make you look like a stoner.

With a warning growl. Don't diss the locks man. Nobody disses the locks.

Locks? They look more like girly braids to me.

Grabs the front of Malfoys shirt I warned you.

points his wand between Lees eyes I'm waning YOU! Hands off me, I don't know where they've been!

knowing a wand is mightier than a fist lowers Draco. Just watch yourself, Malfoy.

I watch myself with pleasure Jordan. smirks Face it, even the girls in your house watch me more than you. I'm sure Johnson was admiring me a few times, wonder if she'd be any good?

I am not interested in Angelina that way! And for you, I'm sure she wouldn't be, because if you touched her, she'd chop it off.

She'd be screaming for more Jordan, but I wouldn't touch her. She's probably a mudblood. No witch with any pride would give herself dreadlocks.

I'd hate to deck a prefect, Malfoy, but for you, I might make an acception.

Go ahead Jordan, the detention with Snape would be well worth it. Everyone knows I'm his favorite.

Just another reason why I shouldn't kick your ass. I'll let you off this time, Malfoy, but next time, you'll bounce like the ferret you are. stalks away.

*shrugs and walks off thinking he'll curse him later in the halls*