WELL WE ALL NOW KNOW YOUR ALL MOUTH AND NO TROUSERS KRISS KANDI!

WE WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOU TO SHOW YOUR FACE IN LEEDS.....WHAT HAPPENED DID YOU GET LOST TRYING TO FIND THE CLUB???SHAME!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO TURN UP TONIGHT AT TWISTED ELEGANCE,

BELIEVE US, WE ALL WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU(NOT)!

EXCALIBUR AND FREINDS

Was indeed @ Kiss Da Funk on Friday and loving every minute of it, unfortunatley i was far more spangled than i would have hoped to have been thus not managing to locate any of the usual crowd. Not to mention the bottom room being totaly rammed. Plus cannot remember anything after hard fi was played cos that just sent me off on one. Left the club around half 3 to sort the old head out for felix b from basment jaxx on saturday.

Now i just have to contend with the demons in my head and manage to get back on form for this week. Great set on friday stone me and the mates were loving it, spent most of the night in the middle room tho a bit more space in there.

I've just gotta remember now not to consume any narcotics that are intended for animal purposes and especially not to buy any narcotics intended for animal puropse from an 18stone hard core mo fo called mandy with half a nose missing and big tats everywhere.

Hope u all had a good time tho.

P.S If you saw a guy in a white tee looking as orange as david dickinson falling over everyone sluring his words then that was me: peace out!

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,

KRISS KANDI JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE.YOU STILL SOUND LIKE A BROKEN DOWN RECORD!

WITH ANY LUCK YOU WILL OVER DO YOUR SO CALLED PARTYING,JUST LIKE YOU DID ON FRIDAY AND WE WILL NOT HAVE TO CONTEND WITH YOU IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM!

EXCALIBUR

Whoa,

I didnt realise we were in a contest here, if so i would made more of a concious effort. I dont know what u were expecting perhaps u wanted to throw down some shapes and have a dance off with me?

Considering i havent got a clue who u are or never having spoken to you im at a loss to undersatnd why u have goten all offended because you didnt meet me on friday night? To be honest after thoes comments i dont think u sound like a cool person to know anyhow so no love lost there.